Area men can master a screen rave: "Stupid is as Stupak does!" (anagranny)

US dramas must spike ace serenader Cat Stevens' paranoia! (Dharam)

A craven upset
A static mesa
A roadrunner’s demise
Speaks
…(Hilo, in loving memory of a roadrunner)

Blink, fire up jaws…bald neocon virgins' vacation. (Beth)

Palin's civilian job: wink, grab, and confuse voters. (Dharam)

Convivial windbags race in self-absorption junk. (Angel)

Palin values: I, war, gifts, book, cave-in, join Dr. BS, CNN. (DCtonian)

A lost rebel hiding safe in Tora Bora; payload for each. (Beth)

Cheney sold a phobia of all interrogators: "Be afraid!" (Dharam)

Hillary Clinton (a broad) offers hope at siege abroad. (anagranny)

Trust a fat, greedy CEO? Sit, shout, stomp, mad Patriots! (Beth)

As the pompous MC of radio stutters, "It-t's a t-tragedy!"  (Dharam)

"I'm destroyed," pouts a prostrate soft-gut asthmatic. (anagranny)

I fall ill, but rush to crib, sit. Men have bluer death panels. (DCtonian)

Evil deal stuns a hall of Bible-thumper lunatic 'Birthers'.  (Dharam)

Blasphemist Rush can blurt default libel live on the air. (anagranny)

Democrat inauguration: "Refuse conflab? Oh!" (Lidless)

Ooh, unmerciful snarl of battered courage again. (Dharam)

Fatigue at arrogance of Olbermann, eh? Ludicrous! (anagranny)