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October 13 at 10:46AM

Daily Show: CNN Fact Checks SNL, Not Politicians

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

CNN must be stopped. Just when you think they can't get any dumber, they reach levels of dumbness that can't be described with human language. If this shit keeps up, I'm going to have to start painting murals or doing interpretive dances to convey how head-explodingly inept these clowns are.



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June 22 at 12:07PM

The Best Colbert Report Interviews with TV & Radio Correspondents

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

In honor of The Television & Radio Correspondents Appreciate Fortnight, we present to you fourteen of our favorite Colbert Report interviews with media personalities…

14. Stone Phillips



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June 15 at 1:42PM

The Best Daily Show Interviews with TV & Radio Correspondents

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

In honor of The Television & Radio Correspondents Appreciate Fortnight, we present to you fourteen of our favorite Daily Show interviews with media personalities…

14. Rachel Maddow



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January 6 at 11:08AM

The Daily Show: Anderson Cooper Holds First Dog Debate

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Anderson Cooper helps Barack Obama pick his dog by holding a debate.

Which dog should Barack Obama choose?

October 31 at 10:23PM

John McCain's Numbers Surprisingly High in Ohio

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

I was just watching Anderson Cooper at 10 pm on a Friday night (because, yes, Virginia, I'm just that cool!), and I was shocked to see some poll numbers from poll numbers from Ohio that just can't be right…

Barack Obama's only beating John McCain by 45 points in Ohio?! Not bloody well likely!

Goddamn conservative media.

I can only assume that the remaining 39 percent are pulling strong for Nader.

July 29 at 8:07PM

Shark Week Sharktacular!: Gray Reef Shark or Anderson Cooper?

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser


Can you tell the difference between the Gray Reef Shark and CNN's gray Anderson Cooper anchor?

a) Tends to be aggressive under baited conditions and will readily enter into an excited mob feeding pattern, though true feeding frenzies are extremely rare.

b) An heir of the influential and wealthy Vanderbilt family.

c) Colored gray overall, with a white underside.

d) Covered both the death of Pope John Paul II and the royal wedding of Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles in the same month.

e) Generally social, aggregating in favored areas, often near dropoffs at the edge of a reef or in atoll passes where there is a strong current.

f) Active during the day, but more so at night.

g) Was photographed as a baby by Diane Arbus for Harper's Bazaar.

h) Appeared in this segment on CNN.

Answers after the jump.

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