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Daily Show: CNN Fact Checks SNL, Not Politicians

Matt Tobey — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 14:46:45 +0000

CNN must be stopped. Just when you think they can't get any dumber, they reach levels of dumbness that can't be described with human language. If this shit keeps up, I'm going to have to start painting murals or doing interpretive dances to convey how head-explodingly inept these clowns are.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

The Best Colbert Report Interviews with TV & Radio Correspondents

TheInDecider — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:07:56 +0000

In honor of The Television & Radio Correspondents Appreciate Fortnight, we present to you fourteen of our favorite Colbert Report interviews with media personalities…

14. Stone Phillips

13. Jim Lehrer

12. Joe Scarborough

11. Jim Cramer

10. Pat Buchanan

9. Ira Glass

8. Rachel Maddow

7. Katie Couric

6. Fareed Zakaria

5. Chris Matthews

4. Geraldo Rivera

3. Anderson Cooper

2. Cookie Monster

1. Bill O'Reilly – The Lost Tapes

The Best Daily Show Interviews with TV & Radio Correspondents

TheInDecider — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:42:26 +0000

In honor of The Television & Radio Correspondents Appreciate Fortnight, we present to you fourteen of our favorite Daily Show interviews with media personalities…

14. Rachel Maddow

13. Brian Williams

12. Anderson Cooper

10. Ira Glass

9. Katie Couric

8. Ted Koppel

7. Chris Wallace

6. Howard Stern

5. Dennis Miller

4. Tom Brokaw

3. Jack Cafferty

2. Bill O'Reilly

1. Chris Matthews

The Daily Show: Anderson Cooper Holds First Dog Debate

TheInDecider — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:08:32 +0000

Anderson Cooper helps Barack Obama pick his dog by holding a debate.

Which dog should Barack Obama choose?

John McCain's Numbers Surprisingly High in Ohio

Dennis DiClaudio — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 02:23:47 +0000

I was just watching Anderson Cooper at 10 pm on a Friday night (because, yes, Virginia, I'm just that cool!), and I was shocked to see some poll numbers from poll numbers from Ohio that just can't be right…

Barack Obama's only beating John McCain by 45 points in Ohio?! Not bloody well likely!

Goddamn conservative media.

I can only assume that the remaining 39 percent are pulling strong for Nader.

Shark Week Sharktacular!: Gray Reef Shark or Anderson Cooper?

CubbyChaser — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:07:25 +0000

Can you tell the difference between the Gray Reef Shark and CNN's gray Anderson Cooper anchor?

a) Tends to be aggressive under baited conditions and will readily enter into an excited mob feeding pattern, though true feeding frenzies are extremely rare.

b) An heir of the influential and wealthy Vanderbilt family.

c) Colored gray overall, with a white underside.

d) Covered both the death of Pope John Paul II and the royal wedding of Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles in the same month.

e) Generally social, aggregating in favored areas, often near dropoffs at the edge of a reef or in atoll passes where there is a strong current.

f) Active during the day, but more so at night.

g) Was photographed as a baby by Diane Arbus for Harper's Bazaar.

h) Appeared in this segment on CNN.

Answers after the jump.

a – Gray Reef Shark; b – Cooper; c – Both; d – Cooper; e – Gray Reef Shark; f – Both; g – Cooper; h – Both

Read Bull Shark or Maureen Dowd?

Debate & Tackle: Look to Your Left

TheInDecider — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:16:17 +0000

For the last question at the CNN/Youtube Democratic Debate last night, each candidate was asked to look at the candidate to his or her left and tell the audience one thing he or she likes and one thing he or she dislikes about that particular candidate.

We asked Shecky Sloan, our resident 95-year-old former Catskills comic, to analyze how the candidates handled this improv exercise. Here are some highlights:

John Edwards on Hillary's outfit: "Not sure about that coat."

Shecky Says: Taking a pot shot at the lady