By now you've seen California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's letter to the State Assembly that included an expletive-laden secret message. It's been passed all around the internet, and last night it was featured on The Colbert Report. In fact, that letter has now been seen by more people than Collateral Damage and The 6th Day combined.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

Can you spot Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's secret message to California state senators, accompanying his veto of their unanimous approval of funds to help the port of San Francisco?

Look closely…

That's right. The secret message is that he's not going to tolerate unecessary legislation when more urgent serious reform is greatly needed.

Thank you for playing.

* Keith Olbermann predicts zombies in America's future.

* An open letter to Old People from Young People: "We don't want to kill you."

* Jesus fired from Kentucky Office of Homeland Security.

* What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to keep your Conan the Barbarian sword in the governor's office.

* Ugh! I don't wanna read The Death Book. Can't I just wait for The Death Movie to come out?

It seems that actor Brad Pitt doesn't think that he has a really good chance at being elected as the mayor of New Orleans…

"I'm running on the gay marriage, no religion, legalization and taxation of marijuana platform," he joked… "I don't have a chance," Pitt predicted.

Wait, what? Seriously, what? Was this even in the realm of possible things that could happen? Hasn't that city suffered enough indignations these past few years? (And I'm not even just talking about the whole Anne Rice association thing.)

Apparently, those people are real gluttons for punishment… extra spicy Cajun-style punishment…

The Brad Pitt for Mayor Campaign is picking up steam. WDSU NewsChannel 6 has learned there's a movement in the Crescent City trying to get the actor elected…

"Totally cute, I'm really excited about my Brad Pitt for Mayor T-shirt," said [some idiot who's not even from New Orleans]…

What started off as a crazy idea, is getting crazy response, especially now. "Brad Pitt is someone who's really done a lot for the City of New Orleans and the more people are talking about it. It sounds less and less crazy, especially with Gov. Schwarzenegger and Al Franken about to be sworn in as the U.S. Senator from Minnesota," said [t-shirt seller Josh] Harvey.

I think this guy is confusing "less and less crazy" with "everything else is getting more and more stupid."

In his defense, it's a common mistake.

When you've hired the guy who is most famous for being a time-traveling robotic killing machine to run your state during the worst financial crisis of its history, these are the types of executive decisions that you can expected to get executated…

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced the first 25 film and television productions to qualify for California's production incentive, less than a month after the state started accepting applications for the funds…

The state's five-year, $500 million tax credit program covers 20% of below-the-line expenses for productions of up to $75 million. It can be sweetened to 25% of expenses for indie feature productions of up to $10 million — and for all existing TV shows that relocate to California. The state Legislature approved the production incentive program in February as part of a massive package of $12 billion in tax hikes.

I don't know. This all seems like a bad idea to me. I can't even begin to imagine what good could possibly come from this reckless gambit…

The list has several recognizable feature projects including "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" [and] "Naked Gun 4"…

What can I say? I have never been more wrong in my life.

Thank you, Governor Schwarzenegger, for ensuring continued meaning in an otherwise harsh and unfriendly universe.

I lied…

It's nice to see that Arnold Schwarzenegger has hired the screenwriter of Commando to write his Twitter videos.

But that idea for autographing cars and selling them or something sounds ridiculous. However, that state is California and that governor is Arnold Schwarzenegger, so I don't really know that the word "ridiculous" is even applicable to this situation.