Election Day

We know that November 3, 2009 isn't a real Election Day. But still, we can all pretend. Right? Take a look at these six elections and let us know how much you care.

No Fair Health Care

This former McCain campaign advisor on health care is going to loose his coverage. No, seriously.

Christie v. Python

Find out how to tell copyright infringement from quite a far way away by examining Rep. Chris Christie's campaign ad.

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August 25 at 10:59AM

00Bama Takes on Domestic Terrorism

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Who needs waterboarding and sleep deprivation when you've got a good baker…

00Bama, Episode 1: Barack Vs. Domestic Terrorism

From Atom.com's Is the Obama Honeymoon Over? channel.

June 5 at 8:48AM

The Death of Oprah: An O-Day That Will Live in Infamy

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Reports from beyond The Vanishing Land outside of Old Chicago show the resistance continuing to fight against Dr. Phil's private army…

Not in love with that ending, but aside from that, I think this could make a pretty fantastic feature film.

Easily better than Terminator: Salvation.*

(via Uncle Scoopy)

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* Not saying much.

April 8 at 9:45AM

Barack Obama Will Do Whatever It Takes to Make You Buy a New Car

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

From Atom.com

Obama Sells Cars

If you don't like doors that open, how about some cars with doors that close?

January 20 at 1:51PM

Remembering George W. Bush

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Hey, do you remember that guy… um, what was his name again?

Oh, yeah! George Bush!

Before he fades from memory again, check out Atom.com's Bush Bash blog.

January 16 at 5:48PM

Face to Bush: The Exit Interview – Bushisms

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

President George W. Bush has to go through an exit interview the same as everybody else. Except, of course, his is gonna end up funny…

Face to Bush: Bushisms

Watch all of Atom.com's Face to Bush videos.

October 2 at 9:20AM

Sarah Palin and Joe Biden Beat the Crap Out of Each Other

POSTED BY: Michael Kraskin

Our friends over at Atom.com have just released the VP edition of their popular Kung Fu Election, and just in time for tonight's debate!  You can now fulfill your weeks long fantasy of beating the living crap out of either Sarah Palin or Joe Biden.

Palin’s weapon of choice is a hockey stick while Biden swings a big sword.  “Kung-Fu Election” lets pundits and voters alike soothe their election-induced anxieties and put some punch behind their political convictions.

So head on over to www.kungfuelelection.com right now to help Palin practice her VP skills by shooting a friend in the face.

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