This blog has, admittedly, not paid nearly enough attention to the Toledo, Ohio mayoral race between Democrat Ben Konop and whoever the guy is who's running against Ben Konop.

Well, to make up for that, I'm just gonna pick the first random Ben Konop stump speech that I can find and put it up. (I wonder how he's polling with mutton-chop, porch-sitting hat dudes.)

Wow. That town really just besieged by ghosts! Loud ones!

Getting some paranormal exterminators in there, should be the first order of business for Mayor Ben Konop.