Bill O’Reilly
November 5 at 1:29PM
In light of Tuesday's elections, one thing is abundantly clear: If you want your boring local election to gain unwarranted national weight and prominence, hold it in an off year. Better yet, don't even hold it in November. Move your deputy county comptroller election to April 2011, and watch it become a bellwether referendum on the future of all carbon-based species.
After the jump, coverage of the election results continues with The Daily Show.
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October 30 at 10:17AM
On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart did a lengthy segment about the Obama Administration's so-called "war on Fox News," and the network's assertion that they only broadcast actual news nine hours per day. It's sort of like how Cat Fancy magazine is really only 35% about cats, and the rest is paranoid fear-mongering. Or how when you go to Yankee Candle Company, nine of the shelves have candles and the other 15 have t-shirts with Obama wearing a Hitler mustache. It's called diversifying.
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October 29 at 12:51PM
Okay, here's your problem. You've got this 24-hour cable news channel that lots of people have been criticizing as being less news-y and more entertainment-ish. What do you do?
That's right. Sneak attack a U.S. congressperson who has been critical of you, TMZ-style…
Problem solved.
October 28 at 11:12AM
Taken separately, John Kerry and Dick Cheney can be difficult to handle. But as a combo, they're sort of a balanced political yin and yang. Kerry bores you into a brain-dead slumber, but just before you fall completely into a coma, Cheney says something infuriating that jolts you awake and gets your blood boiling, but just before you have a stroke, along comes Kerry… The resulting inner-harmony is similar to the technology behind Segways.
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October 13 at 3:05PM
This afternoon, when it came to get lunch, I didn't think about it. I just ordered hummus and falafel. At the time, I couldn't articulate it; it just felt right. And it was delicious falafel. I enjoyed it thoroughly. Thoroughly and innocently and thoroughly. There was nothing else in the world that I'd rather have been doing at the time then savoring that warm, moist falafel in my mouth.
And then I happened upon this reminder from The Smoking Gun, and suddenly it all made sense…
On this date five years ago, the Fox News Channel host was named in a sexual harassment lawsuit brimming with lurid details about vibrators, phone sex, threesomes, masturbation, Caribbean shower fantasies, a Thai sex show, falafel, stewardess trysts, vehicular coupling, and Al Franken.
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September 29 at 2:52PM
With all the recent hoopla over last week's United Nations circus still fresh in people's minds and Mike Huckabee's thoughtful suggestion of floating the U.N. building over to Saudi Arabia lingering fragrantly in the air, we thought it would be a good idea to look up some of The Daily Show's best U.N. moments…
Showdown at the U.N. Corral
More clips after the jump…
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