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Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly's Monsters of Teabagging Tour

Dennis DiClaudio — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:29:26 +0000

I have to admit that if there was a chance in hell that this was coming through New York City, I'd be seriously tempted to throw down the money to see this…

Enough is enough — it's time for the truth from somebody who'll give it to you straight, whether you like it or not. Actually, make that… somebodys — Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck. This January, they're coming out from behind their desks and going on tour. Your town may never be the same.

My God! The twin diamonds that dangle most brightly from the Fox family's jewel sack. On tour together! Is this the greatest cultural event of our lifetime? I'm sure it's the greatest cultural event of somebody's lifetime.

Don't miss out on the rare opportunity to see these two men live on stage. It's an event that makes professional wrestling seem like a night at the opera.

Can you even imagine getting to see these two guys up on stage together? This thing is totally going to make professional wrestling seem like a night at the– Wait, what?

Aw, man. That was gonna be my punchline.

Satirical Cartoon Decays Last Frayed Fibers of Political Decency, Calls Sarah Palin a Mean Name

Dennis DiClaudio — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:17:09 +0000

This cartoon from Al Gore's Current TV had the temerity to label poor little Sarah Palin — who never said an unkind word about another human being — as a "Twilf" and showed her Twitter handle as being "Gun-Ho."

Obviously, this is the biggest scandal ever in the history of these United States of America…

That bit at the end, with Glenn Beck gleefully hurling his own feces at detractors, that seemed unfair.

He'd almost certainly be crying.

Colbert: John McCain Is Now President of New Jersey and Virginia

Matt Tobey — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:29:47 +0000

In light of Tuesday's elections, one thing is abundantly clear: If you want your boring local election to gain unwarranted national weight and prominence, hold it in an off year. Better yet, don't even hold it in November. Move your deputy county comptroller election to April 2011, and watch it become a bellwether referendum on the future of all carbon-based species.

After the jump, coverage of the election results continues with The Daily Show.

The Daily Show and Colbert Report air Monday through Thursday starting at 11pm / 10c.

Jon Stewart Explains the Fox News McDLT

Matt Tobey — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:17:03 +0000

On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart did a lengthy segment about the Obama Administration's so-called "war on Fox News," and the network's assertion that they only broadcast actual news nine hours per day. It's sort of like how Cat Fancy magazine is really only 35% about cats, and the rest is paranoid fear-mongering. Or how when you go to Yankee Candle Company, nine of the shelves have candles and the other 15 have t-shirts with Obama wearing a Hitler mustache. It's called diversifying.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

O'Reilly Factor Paparazzis Alan Grayson to Prove How Much of a Real News Channel Fox Is

Dennis DiClaudio — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:51:07 +0000

Okay, here's your problem. You've got this 24-hour cable news channel that lots of people have been criticizing as being less news-y and more entertainment-ish. What do you do?

That's right. Sneak attack a U.S. congressperson who has been critical of you, TMZ-style…

Problem solved.

Jon Stewart on Eff'dghanistan

Matt Tobey — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:12:47 +0000

Taken separately, John Kerry and Dick Cheney can be difficult to handle. But as a combo, they're sort of a balanced political yin and yang. Kerry bores you into a brain-dead slumber, but just before you fall completely into a coma, Cheney says something infuriating that jolts you awake and gets your blood boiling, but just before you have a stroke, along comes Kerry… The resulting inner-harmony is similar to the technology behind Segways.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

Happy Falafel Day, America!

Dennis DiClaudio — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:05:46 +0000

This afternoon, when it came to get lunch, I didn't think about it. I just ordered hummus and falafel. At the time, I couldn't articulate it; it just felt right. And it was delicious falafel. I enjoyed it thoroughly. Thoroughly and innocently and thoroughly. There was nothing else in the world that I'd rather have been doing at the time then savoring that warm, moist falafel in my mouth.

And then I happened upon this reminder from The Smoking Gun, and suddenly it all made sense…

On this date five years ago, the Fox News Channel host was named in a sexual harassment lawsuit brimming with lurid details about vibrators, phone sex, threesomes, masturbation, Caribbean shower fantasies, a Thai sex show, falafel, stewardess trysts, vehicular coupling, and Al Franken.

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The Best of The Daily Show's Fact-Finding Missions into the United Nations

TheInDecider — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:52:13 +0000

With all the recent hoopla over last week's United Nations circus still fresh in people's minds and Mike Huckabee's thoughtful suggestion of floating the U.N. building over to Saudi Arabia lingering fragrantly in the air, we thought it would be a good idea to look up some of The Daily Show's best U.N. moments…

Showdown at the U.N. Corral

More clips after the jump…

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

International House of Fruitcakes

Oliver's Travels – Qatar

Sh#t That's Never Gonna Happen – Global Currency

Il or No Il

Happy Birthday to U.N.

Around the World in a Day

Cloudy With a Chance of Heat Balls

Back in Black – Effective Means?

Great Moments in Punditry – The O'Reilly Factor

List compiled by Elizabeth Erickson.

From the Pork Barrel: Antichrist, Superstar

Dennis DiClaudio — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 21:58:47 +0000

* One in twelve New Jerseyans even dumber than you think they are.

* I'll bet I could spend all 24,000,000,000 hours of the day reading through the #michellemalkinmath hashtag on Twitter.

* Orly Taitz is just like an honorable version of Nelson Mandela.

* Is Bill O'Reilly endorsing socialism?

* Consider Philadelphia's two biggest issues — money and cheesesteaks — solved! Thanks, Dr. Phil!

Why Don't Bill O'Reilly and Amsterdam Just Get a Room Already?!

Dennis DiClaudio — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:19:29 +0000

Oh Em Gee! These two! Who do they think they're fooling, huh? You just know that if this were a Nora Ephron movie, Bill O'Reilly would be waking up hungover with the city of Amsterdam in his bed in, like, three… two…

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