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August 24 at 5:31PM
From the Pork Barrel: Verses
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July 23 at 1:26PM
What's the Real Reason That the CIA Is Assassinating All Our Kings of Pop?
Hmmm… That seems slightly implausible. But I'm going to give these unnamed Russian sources the benefit of the doubt, because I've never been burnt by unnamed Russian sources before. Obviously, the CIA has, like, a million billion reasons to use top secret stolen Soviet satellite weapons technology to assassinate the guy who sang "Smooth Criminal." The only real problem is narrowing them down to one…
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July 13 at 9:00AM
Dick Cheney Still Being Secretive About His Top Secret Secrets
CIA chief Leon Panetta just found out about this thing a couple weeks ago, and he finally gave Congress the heads up, but even Leon Panetta won't/can't tell us what, precisely, Cheney's "secret counterterrorism program" entailed — though it was most likely part of an effort to kill Al Qaeda operatives. (Perhaps by draining their bodies of life-force before moving on to the next host?) So, um, anybody want to comment?
If I didn't know better, I might say that Rep. Pete Hoekstra (R-MI) sounds a bit frustrated…
Right! If only we had some sort of organized program for advanced interrogation techniques that are designed to extract critical information from high-level suspects. Oh, but what are the odds of that.
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June 26 at 10:55AM
So, The Daily Show Ruined White House Transparency for All of UsTurns out that from now on, according to the current Department of Justice, we can expect our vice presidents to refuse to conduct public interviews, because there's a chance that if (when) they say something stupid (really stupid) then they'll get made fun of on The Daily Show.
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May 22 at 12:34PM
Nancy Pelosi Says That She Will Not Say Anything About That Thing She Said About the CIA
I wonder if she'd be willing to comment about not commenting about that comment she made regarding those comments that may or may not have been commented. If I were her, I wouldn't. Because stuff like this just makes her seem sooooo trustworthy. Saying anything else — like, anything of substance — would just ruin it.
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May 21 at 1:10PM
Dick Cheney's Speech Addressing Our Patriotic Duty to Electrocute Testicles, as Many as We Can Get Our Hands OnWatching this speech made me realize just how effective Cheney's enhanced interrogation techniques probably actually are. About twenty minutes in, I would have done anything to make it stop… .
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