Indecision Forever » CNN http://www.indecisionforever.com Indecision Forever blog Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:00:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5.2 en hourly 1 Colbert and The Daily Show on Lou Dobbs's Departure http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/11/13/colbert-and-the-daily-show-on-lou-dobbss-departure/?xrs= http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/11/13/colbert-and-the-daily-show-on-lou-dobbss-departure/#comments Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:27:53 +0000 Matt Tobey http://www.indecisionforever.com/?p=18964 When anchor Lou Dobbs abruptly left CNN this week, it dealt a huge blow to the cable news network. After all, Dobbs's prideful bigotry and paranoia has consistently provided a balance to CNN's trademark vapidness and ineptitude. How they will maintain that balance without Dobbs remains to be seen, but in the meantime Stephen Colbert has called dibs on Dobbs's followers.



For more Dobbs coverage, The Daily Show's take on the news is after the jump.

The Daily Show and Colbert Report air Monday through Thursday starting at 11pm / 10c.



]]> http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/11/13/colbert-and-the-daily-show-on-lou-dobbss-departure/feed/ 0 Carrie Prejean Found to Not Be a Child Pornographer http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/11/12/carrie-prejean-found-to-not-be-a-child-pornographer/?xrs= http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/11/12/carrie-prejean-found-to-not-be-a-child-pornographer/#comments Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:56:19 +0000 Dennis DiClaudio http://www.indecisionforever.com/?p=18913 If you've got a working Internet connection, then by now you've almost certainly heard the news that Carrie Prejean — defrocked Miss California and advocate for anti-gay prejudice — is an asshole.

But, did you know that she is also an asshole?

Carrie Prejean has been a hot topic this week after it was revealed that she made multiple sex tapes for her ex-boyfriend. Now we are hearing from the ex-boyfriend and the plot thickens. He says she was 20-years-old when she recorded the sexually graphic cellphone videos and sent them to him for his reaction…

After the sex tape scandal broke, it didn't take Prejean long to call the ex-boyfriend. He said that she was furious and asked him to lie and say that she was 17-years-old at the time they were created.

Ugh! What is wrong with this stopwatch? It's been stuck at 14 minutes for too long now. Get to 15! Get to 15 already!

]]> http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/11/12/carrie-prejean-found-to-not-be-a-child-pornographer/feed/ 9 The Onion Reports on Lou Dobbs' Departure http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/11/12/the-onion-reports-on-lou-dobbs-departure/?xrs= http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/11/12/the-onion-reports-on-lou-dobbs-departure/#comments Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:14:21 +0000 Dennis DiClaudio http://www.indecisionforever.com/?p=18898 By now, I'm sure you've all heard the sad news that Lou Dobbs is leaving CNN.

Because he's being deported…

Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs…

"Mr. Dominguez did not come quietly, but in the end he came," said Sam Whitlock of the U.S. Border Patrol, who was injured during the arrest. "He pulled a knife on me, like they will, and swore a bunch in Spanish and spit on us when we finally managed to grab him by the serape and throw him against a wall. But the important thing is that he's now back where he belongs."

I wouldn't worry about ol' Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez. I have a feeling he'll be popping up on Noticiero Foxomundo before you know it.

]]> http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/11/12/the-onion-reports-on-lou-dobbs-departure/feed/ 0 The Daily Show Nails Cable News Election Panels http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/11/04/the-daily-show-nails-cable-news-election-panels/?xrs= http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/11/04/the-daily-show-nails-cable-news-election-panels/#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:02:41 +0000 Matt Tobey http://www.indecisionforever.com/?p=18644 As you've now heard, in last night's two high-profile gubernatorial elections, the GOP candidates emerged victoriously in what was a clear referendum against President Obama. Meanwhile, in the closely-watched Congressional race in New York's 23rd District, voters elected a Democrat for the first time in over a century in what was a clear referendum against President Obama. Where did I acquire such keen political insight? Cable news, of course.



The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

]]> http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/11/04/the-daily-show-nails-cable-news-election-panels/feed/ 0 Daily Show: CNN Fact Checks SNL, Not Politicians http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/10/13/daily-show-cnn-fact-checks-snl-not-politicians/?xrs= http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/10/13/daily-show-cnn-fact-checks-snl-not-politicians/#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2009 14:46:45 +0000 Matt Tobey http://www.indecisionforever.com/?p=17833 CNN must be stopped. Just when you think they can't get any dumber, they reach levels of dumbness that can't be described with human language. If this shit keeps up, I'm going to have to start painting murals or doing interpretive dances to convey how head-explodingly inept these clowns are.



The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

]]> http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/10/13/daily-show-cnn-fact-checks-snl-not-politicians/feed/ 2 Watch CNN via The Daily Show via CNN http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/10/02/watch-cnn-via-the-daily-show-via-cnn/?xrs= http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/10/02/watch-cnn-via-the-daily-show-via-cnn/#comments Fri, 02 Oct 2009 18:01:28 +0000 Dennis DiClaudio http://www.indecisionforever.com/?p=17556 I can't wait to see what The Daily Show's take on CNN's take on The Daily Show's take on CNN's take on this is…

See also: Jon Stewart Exposes CNN's Texting and Driving Silliness.

]]> http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/10/02/watch-cnn-via-the-daily-show-via-cnn/feed/ 4 Jon Stewart's Cable News Douche-Off http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/07/30/jon-stewarts-cable-news-douche-off/?xrs= http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/07/30/jon-stewarts-cable-news-douche-off/#comments Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:40:52 +0000 Matt Tobey http://www.indecisionforever.com/?p=15088 Who's the biggest douche on cable news? It's like asking me which of my racist fingers I want to cut off. It's like making me choose which sociopath star is the most beautiful. It's like if my wife thought Barack Obama was a communist and my son thought he was a fascist and they were both drowning, but I could only save one. In short, it's an impossible question to answer, but Jon Stewart gave it a shot last night.



After the jump, Jon welcomes former UN ambassador John Bolton's mustache back to the show.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

]]> http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/07/30/jon-stewarts-cable-news-douche-off/feed/ 16 From the Pork Barrel: Larry Craig, Political Consultant to the Stars http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/07/29/from-the-pork-barrel-larry-craig-politcal-consultant-to-the-stars/?xrs= http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/07/29/from-the-pork-barrel-larry-craig-politcal-consultant-to-the-stars/#comments Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:23:24 +0000 Dennis DiClaudio http://www.indecisionforever.com/?p=15071

* Larry Craig's first piece of advice as your new consultant: Don't listen to anything Larry Craig tells you to do.

* Never accuse Meghan McCain of not having a sense of humor! Never!! (She really hates it when people confuse her with her mom.)

* In Lou Dobbs's dreams, Rachel Maddow is his very own tea-bagging queen.

* The Lobbyists! There's just too many of them! Game over, man! Game over!

* Jesus Christ! Why is Joe Biden talking the godamned Lord's name in vain, for Christ's sake?

* And the winner for The Year's Most Idiotic Piece of Political Punditry goes to…

]]> http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/07/29/from-the-pork-barrel-larry-craig-politcal-consultant-to-the-stars/feed/ 1 Jon Stewart: CNN Blows http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/06/17/jon-stewart-cnn-blows/?xrs= http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/06/17/jon-stewart-cnn-blows/#comments Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:28:30 +0000 Matt Tobey http://blog.indecisionforever.com/?p=13445 If you have any doubt that CNN is on the cutting edge of news gathering, look no further than their persistent use of Twitter and Facebook. It mst mak Waltr conkite so jealoos, u guyz. he probs lik ZOMG!



The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

]]> http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/06/17/jon-stewart-cnn-blows/feed/ 8 I-ra-ndecision 2009: The Daily Show Chooses to Treat News from Iran as Though It Were Actual News http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/06/16/i-ra-ndecision-2009-the-daily-show-chooses-to-treat-news-from-iran-as-though-it-were-actual-news/?xrs= http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/06/16/i-ra-ndecision-2009-the-daily-show-chooses-to-treat-news-from-iran-as-though-it-were-actual-news/#comments Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:41:22 +0000 Dennis DiClaudio http://blog.indecisionforever.com/?p=13380 Earlier this morning, Andrew Sullivan shared this comment from a reader…

"Over the weekend, attempting to get the latest news on the Iran elections aftermath, I tuned into 'The Situation Room' on CNN. Wolf Blitzer began the program with the latest on the David Letterman/Sarah Palin uproar.

"Meanwhile, last night the Daily Show led off with the story of the Iran elections. They've even had a correspondent actually in Iran the last couple weeks."

To be fair, I suspect that CNN was told that they were supposed to treat this like it was something that actually mattered…



The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

More actual coverage of news after the jump…




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