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October 14 at 1:45PM

Rep. Robert Wexler, Friend of The Colbert Report, Is Resigning (Presumably to Spend More Time with His Cocaine and Prostitutes)

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Longtime viewers of The Colbert Report may remember Rep. Robert Wexler, collecting his Colbert Bump while representing Florida's Fightin' 19th on "Better Know a District."

Well, he represents that district no more

U.S. House of Representatives member Robert Wexler of Boca Raton, a self-described "fire-breathing liberal," defender of Israel and friend of both President Barack Obama and Gov. Charlie Crist, is quitting Congress to head a think tank seeking peace in the Middle East.

Typical American. Thinking he can use a tank to bring peace.

Anyway, here's Wexler's first ever appearance on The Colbert Report, way back in July of 2006, in simpler times when a politician could be forced to admit to using coke and hookers on basic cable television and still get elected…



And, if you're a big time Wexler fan (for some reason), you'll find a bunch more clips after the jump. Otherwise, here's a clip of President Obama being made to salsa dance under duress.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

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August 21 at 11:27AM

In the Name of Science: The Top 5 Colbert Bumps

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Since it's now a scientific fact that the Colbert Bump is a real phenomenon, we humbly offer a top five list of recipients of said bump:

5. Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson got the Colbert Bump to the third power. Plus, do you really need another excuse to watch He's Singin' in Korean?

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