Here is the part of the post where you set up the important information about David Plouffe's upcoming book, in which he discusses how close Hillary Clinton came to being chosen as Barack Obama's running mate.

And here's where you throw to some more reputable website's post which contains a quote suitable for spinning a joke…

What surprised me at [our first meeting to discuss the vice presidency] was that Obama was clearly thinking more seriously about picking Hillary Clinton than Ax and I had realized …. At our next meeting, we narrowed the list down to six. Barack continued to be intrigued by Hillary.

"I still think Hillary has a lot of what I am looking for in a VP," he said to us. "Smarts, discipline, steadfastness. I think Bill may be too big a complication. If I picked her, my concern is that there would be more than two of us in the relationship."…

And here's where you make a joke about Bill Clinton and his probable comfortability with ménages à trois.

And that's how you write a post about the most important woman in American politics. (I think there's a certain sad poignancy in that.)

For future reference, if you ever find yourself being the wunderkind strategist of the most inspiring, historic and transparent U.S. president of a generation and then you agree to speaking at the National Press Club, you might want to consider not banning the National Press from watching you speak that their Club.

It just kinda sorta makes you look like a tool…

Plouffe was listed as the keynote speaker at the luncheon yesterday for "Transition 2009," sponsored by Georgetown University and Politico. The public was invited to the event — students free of charge and everybody else for a fee. But at the last minute, Georgetown announced that Plouffe's speech would be "closed press," even though the speech was being given in the National Press Club ballroom, described on a plaque at the door as "the sanctum sanctorum of American journalists."

National Press Club President Donna Leinwand fired off an e-mail to Plouffe and his agents stating her "strong opposition" to the press banishment from its own club. "If Mr. Plouffe wants to keep secrets," she said, "Mr. Plouffe should stay at home."

The Washington Post's Dana Milbank (definitely the ugliest female reporter I've seen in a while) was having none of it…

For what it's worth, the National Press Club comes off looking just as douchey.

Team Obama — I'm lookin' at you, Plouffe — has one week left to wrap up its spamming, because once the president-elect takes the oath of office, the use of his campaign contact lists will be restricted by law.

So what will become of all the email addresses Obama collected? Well, according to reports, he's thinking of giving his lists to Tim Kaine, the new leader of the Democratic National Committee. You should probably set up an inbox filter right now…

During the campaign, the Obama operation garnered approximately 13 million e-mail addresses, a million sign-ups for the Obama camp's text-messaging service, 2 million participants in the campaign's proprietary social network on MyBarackObama.com, and 5 million supporters on more than 15 other social networking sites including Facebook, according to a report by Washingtonpost.com. [...]

But the use of Obama's lists is not without its challenges. "It's a lot easier to get 13 million people excited about one thing like electing a particular person," [technology expert Andrew] Rasiej said. "That's very different from getting them to switch to new, more energy-efficient light bulbs or to stop driving their SUVs."

Maybe I've come down with that list fatigue people keep talking about, but at this point I just can't tell which is more exciting: being told to buy crappy souvenir mugs I can't afford, or being scolded about my light bulbs.

I guess I could muster one final burst of e-nthusiasm if Governor Kaine promised to email us shocking, never-before-seen photos of his freaky eyebrow.

With two million people planning to crowd the Mall for Obama's swearing-in and the subsequent release of a dozen winged unicorns, the District of Columbia is spending $28 million on security, including extra police forces and high-tech surveillance systems.

They're even preparing for the unlikely event of a terrorist whale attack…

Using a Homeland Security grant, the D.C. government is installing a $350,000 set of special loudspeakers, which use sonar technology, along Pennsylvania Avenue and the Mall, according to District officials. Dozens of prerecorded messages will be ready to play for the crowds.

Of course, at least eight of these messages will be David Plouffe saying "You helped shape history! Now treat yourself or a loved one to an official limited edition Obama coffee mug."

Look, it's yet another email from David "Plouffe Daddy" Plouffe, Barack Obama's chief deputy in charge of spam. Seriously, this guy.

I like you, David, but not in that way. Can't you give my inbox a rest? No? Okay, how much do you want this time?

Yesterday, President-elect Barack Obama and Vice President-elect Joe Biden announced key members of their national security team.

Barack and Joe have asked some of the country's most experienced leaders on national security, foreign policy, law enforcement, and military matters to come together to renew America's security and standing in the world.

Yessir, these experts will have everything under control in a jif. Good to know. Thanks, David, anything else?

These appointees will be tasked with strengthening current alliances and forging new ones, protecting our citizens at home, defending against our enemies, and promoting our values and moral leadership throughout the world.

While the challenges they are sure to face will be great, the opportunities to unify our country and our world will be even greater.

With your support, we'll meet those challenges and opportunities with the hope and optimism that has brought us to this moment of change.

Wait a sec. They… They need my support? Barack Obama's magic team of national security superheroes needs help from little old me?

Wow. I'm so sorry I mistook this for a cheap fundraising ploy. I didn't realize they needed me to save America and the world and America from the world. But since you asked, David, yes. I'm in. I'll take Secretary of Defense Hovercraft, if it's still open.

If you're one of the 200,000 people who anonymously donated to Bill Clinton's aid foundation in the past few years, I've got some bad news for you.

He's giving you up…

Bill Clinton is reported to have sent Barack Obama's team a list of more than 200,000 donors to his aid foundation to help clear the way for Hillary Clinton to take over as US secretary of state…

Bloomberg news agency yesterday disclosed that Bill Clinton has handed over to Obama's transition team, which is vetting Hillary Clinton, all the donors to his foundation, ranging from those who gave a few dollars to wealthy foreign leaders and business people.

Bill Clinton yesterday told reporters in New York: "I'll do whatever they [Obama's team] want." He spoke about a "deal" between Obama and Hillary Clinton.

All 200,000 donors should prepare for bi-hourly cash-seeking emails from David Plouffe.