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While the Jon Stewart and the Daily Show correspondents recharge their batteries following two weeks of ass-kicking convention coverage, let's use this week to take a look back on the cream of their convention coverage.
The DS correspondents bring it hard core to the DNC and show why they're The Best Fucking News Team Ever.
John, Jason, Aasif and Rob report live from Larry Craig's infamous bathroom/sexatorium in Minneapolis.
Jon chooses the media analysis of Wyatt Cenac over Samantha Bee's, even though she's "Still the One."
This is Sophia Maguire, a very enthusiastic Barack Obama supporter from the Beltway area that I had the good fortune of running into on the last day of the DNC.
She told me she approved of Obama's choice of vice president, citing Joe Biden's 35 years of senatorial experience, as well as his time spent as the chairman of the U.S. Senate Committee on Foreign Relations, as the perfect compliment to Obama's youthful vigor and deep understanding of Constitutional law.
Her brother Sam agrees with her in most, but has slightly different reasons for throwing his support behind the Obama/Biden ticket…
The Democratic Convention has come and gone, and now it's the GOP's turn to make their pitch. If you're attending this convention as well, just follow the handy survival guide we issued for the DNC, but note these important differences between the two events:
Convention Aspect
DNC
RNC
Location
Pepsi Center and Invesco Field, Denver
XCel Energy Center (Luxury Box), Minneapolis/St. Paul
Theme
"Change We Can Believe In"
"Country First"
Most Prominent African-American in Attendance
Barack Obama
Cowboy Troy
Most Prominent Woman in Attendance
Hillary Clinton
Ann Coulter Sarah Palin
Vaguely Described — But Definitely Evil — Scourge Upon America
Big Oil
Activist Judges
Crossover Traitor From the Opposing Political Party