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September 9 at 4:31PM

The Cream of The Daily Show's Convention Coverage, Part 1

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

While the Jon Stewart and the Daily Show correspondents recharge their batteries following two weeks of ass-kicking convention coverage, let's use this week to take a look back on the cream of their convention coverage.


The DS correspondents bring it hard core to the DNC and show why they're The Best Fucking News Team Ever.


John, Jason, Aasif and Rob report live from Larry Craig's infamous bathroom/sexatorium in Minneapolis.


Jon chooses the media analysis of Wyatt Cenac over Samantha Bee's, even though she's "Still the One."

September 8 at 5:26PM

Big Change, Small Packages

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio


This is Sophia Maguire, a very enthusiastic Barack Obama supporter from the Beltway area that I had the good fortune of running into on the last day of the DNC.

She told me she approved of Obama's choice of vice president, citing Joe Biden's 35 years of senatorial experience, as well as his time spent as the chairman of the U.S. Senate Committee on Foreign Relations, as the perfect compliment to Obama's youthful vigor and deep understanding of Constitutional law.

Her brother Sam agrees with her in most, but has slightly different reasons for throwing his support behind the Obama/Biden ticket…

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September 5 at 4:26AM

Barack Obama and John McCain: Compare and Contrast

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio


Barack Obama's Acceptance Speech
August 28, 2008


John McCain's Acceptance Speech
September 4, 2008

To be fair, I do realize that the ability to speak well does not a qualified president make.

Presidents should be judged on whether or not people hate them in Germany.

September 2 at 5:51PM

What is the Difference Between Denver and Minneapolis-St. Paul?

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio


Denver, DNC


Minneapolis-St. Paul, RNC

Can you spot the difference between these two pictures?

Answer after the jump…

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September 2 at 4:29PM

Paul Mecurio Confronts the Edwards Player-Haters

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Decorated Daily Show warm-up comedian Paul Mecurio travels to Denver and finds it teeming with John Edwards' love children.

Stay tuned for more Unreliable Intelligence from Paul this week from the RNC.

After the jump, Paul learns how to spin and goes deep undercover as a homeless man to take advantage of free convention week zoo and museum tickets.

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September 1 at 11:00AM

What to Expect When You're Expecting…to Be at the Republican National Convention

POSTED BY: Dylan and Ethan Ris

The Democratic Convention has come and gone, and now it's the GOP's turn to make their pitch. If you're attending this convention as well, just follow the handy survival guide we issued for the DNC, but note these important differences between the two events:

Convention Aspect DNC RNC
Location Pepsi Center and Invesco Field, Denver XCel Energy Center (Luxury Box), Minneapolis/St. Paul
Theme "Change We Can Believe In" "Country First"
Most Prominent African-American in Attendance Barack Obama Cowboy Troy
Most Prominent Woman in Attendance Hillary Clinton Ann Coulter Sarah Palin
Vaguely Described — But Definitely Evil — Scourge Upon America Big Oil Activist Judges
Crossover Traitor From the Opposing Political Party Rep. Jim Leach (Republican of Iowa) Sen. Joe Lieberman (Political Whore of Connecticut)
Frequency of Mentioning George W. Bush Constant Never
Most Embarrassing Person in Attendance Rep. William Jefferson (D-LA) Sen. Joe Lieberman (Political Whore of Connecticut)
Overriding Sentiments Hope, Change, Exuberance Experience, Constancy, Regularity
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