11:10 – Question: How do you know when you are in a room full of heathen atheist liberals?
Answer: When two pastors come on the TV to deliver a benediction, they mute the TV and tell us to "come upstairs for comedy and beer."
Well… They do make a good point. We're going to go check out this evening's comedy event with Eugene Mirman and Rachel Sklar and a bunch of other people presented by Huff Po's 23/6.
Amen
- MK
11:06 – Allison just bet me five dollars that the story in the media tomorrow is that Hillary Clinton gave too good a speech to show up Barack Obama and make him lose.
I might lose this bet. – DDC
11:01 - The Twin Cities! Bush and McCain! Oh my god! Why did nobody think of that before? Home fucking run! – DDC
11:00 – She's doing a really good job. She should consider running for president one day. – DDC
10:57 – Bill looks proud and happy. I'll bet he even tries to seduce her after this speech. – DDC
10:53 – Clinton's shout out to her companions in the "sisterhood of the traveling pants suits" was pretty funny. However, the close captioner wrote it as "sister hood of the traveling hansards." This is less funny because a hansard is (according to the wikipedia)
"the traditional name for the printed transcripts of parliamentary debates in the Westminster system of government." – MK
10:52 - "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuits." I think she stole that from a blog. – DDC
10:48 – I honestly can't even get into the head of a hardcore Democrat who would vote for McCain over Obama just because Clinton lost. That said, this speech seems really effective for what she's obviously trying to do.
And, let's not forget. She doesn't want her legacy to go down next to Nader's. – DDC
10:47 – Well, out of the gate, she's trying to pull in the PUMAs. (Well, not the PUMAs specifically. Those people are just Republicans.) – DDC
10:45 – She hit the word "Democrat" really hard. I wonder why. – DDC
10:39 – So, what is Hillary gonna say? Adam (from North Decoder), who's sitting right next to me, says she needs to lay superhard into McCain to pull her supporters over to Obama. I hadn't considered that. I assumed she'd just talk Obama up.
If she goes after McCain half as hard as she went after Obama… – DDC
10:37 – Hillary Clinton rock montage! It's for the young people. – DDC
10:33 – Schweitzer's doing a lot better job than I thought he would. – DDC
10:29 - "Even if you drilled in all of John McCain's backyards…" Wow! They are hitting that meme hard. I always thought Democrats were limp-wristed to twist a knife. – DDC
10:28 – John McCain voted against wind energy? Why… why… he hates the atmosphere! – DDC
10:25 – This guy got the worst spot of the convention. Right before Hillary Clinton. He's like Led Zeppelin's opening band. They didn't even try to put somebody interesting before her. Why waste a decent speaker? – DDC
10:21 – Okay, so, I realize that Brian Schweitzer is the Governor of Montana, but, c'mon! A bolo tie? How are you gonna wear a bolo and do your best Woody Allen impression?
This guy just thinks all Democrats who don't live on a mountain are Jewish. – DDC
10:16 – You know what's weird? I grew up in New Jersey and eventually moved to Philadelphia and New York City. I've spent my entire life in cities that are practically indigo. Meeting conservatives, for me, has always been like spotting a Yeti.
And yet, here in this Tent in the middle of the Democratic Convention, suddenly I feel like Newt Gingrich. (Well, that's a stretch. How about Barry Goldwater?) – DDC
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