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August 28 at 6:42PM

LiveBlog: Democratic National Convention – Night Four

POSTED BY: Dennis and Michael

At the last minute, a saint named Scott (more on him later) called us and offered tickets to the big speech at Invesco field.

We won't have internet access there, so instead of doing our usual liveblog, we will be offering tweets via our Twitter account.  Our most recent tweet will be featured in the blue box below, and you can use the arrows to flip back in time to see previous messages.

At the end of the night we'll transcribe all our tweets to this post, and upload images and video from the event, so check back!

UPDATE: See our entire Twitter transcript below the fold.

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August 27 at 10:47PM

LiveBlog: Democratic National Convention – Night Three

POSTED BY: Dennis and Michael

11:05 – That's the night for us.  Here's some video of the liberal blogosphere reacting to Obama's surprise appearance to get you all hot and bothered for tomorrow night.

11:00 – Well, that was a kind of well-put-together forty minutes. They must have gotten some help from that former Republican guy. – DDC

10:57 - Aaaaww… It's almost like the Obamas and the Clintons like each other. – DDC

10:54 – Holy shit, it's Barack Obama. What's he doing here at the DNC? – DDC

10:53 - Thunderous applause here in The Tent. Well, it's clear that the liberals liked his speech. – DDC

10:49 – From the Comments: Passerby25 – " 'Freudian Slip?' Kinda odd that it happened twice tonight… and that you seemed so ready to respond to it." – MK

10:40 – Is "George… I mean, John McCain '08" a new bumper sticker? – DDC

10:39 – Another Freudian slip? Real or not? What do you think? – DDC

10:36 – Excuse me, but I think I have something in my eye. – DDC

10:32 – Biden kinda freaks me out. He almost seems like a person. I don't know how I feel about a person being my vice-president. – DDC

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August 26 at 7:25PM

LiveBlog: Democratic National Convention – Night Two

POSTED BY: Dennis and Michael

11:10 – Question: How do you know when you are in a room full of heathen atheist liberals?

Answer: When two pastors come on the TV to deliver a benediction, they mute the TV and tell us to "come upstairs for comedy and beer."

Well…  They do make a good point.  We're going to go check out this evening's comedy event with Eugene Mirman and Rachel Sklar and a bunch of other people presented by Huff Po's 23/6.

Amen

- MK

11:06 – Allison just bet me five dollars that the story in the media tomorrow is that Hillary Clinton gave too good a speech to show up Barack Obama and make him lose.

I might lose this bet. – DDC

11:01 - The Twin Cities! Bush and McCain! Oh my god! Why did nobody think of that before? Home fucking run! – DDC

11:00 – She's doing a really good job. She should consider running for president one day. – DDC

10:57 – Bill looks proud and happy. I'll bet he even tries to seduce her after this speech. – DDC

10:53 – Clinton's shout out to her companions in the "sisterhood of the traveling pants suits" was pretty funny.  However, the close captioner wrote it as "sister hood of the traveling hansards."  This is less funny because a hansard is  (according to the wikipedia)

"the traditional name for the printed transcripts of parliamentary debates in the Westminster system of government." – MK

10:52 - "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuits." I think she stole that from a blog. – DDC

10:48 – I honestly can't even get into the head of a hardcore Democrat who would vote for McCain over Obama just because Clinton lost. That said, this speech seems really effective for what she's obviously trying to do.

And, let's not forget. She doesn't want her legacy to go down next to Nader's. – DDC

10:47 – Well, out of the gate, she's trying to pull in the PUMAs. (Well, not the PUMAs specifically. Those people are just Republicans.) – DDC

10:45 – She hit the word "Democrat" really hard. I wonder why. – DDC

10:39 – So, what is Hillary gonna say? Adam (from North Decoder), who's sitting right next to me, says she needs to lay superhard into McCain to pull her supporters over to Obama. I hadn't considered that. I assumed she'd just talk Obama up.

If she goes after McCain half as hard as she went after Obama… – DDC

10:37 – Hillary Clinton rock montage! It's for the young people. – DDC

10:33 – Schweitzer's doing a lot better job than I thought he would. – DDC

10:29 - "Even if you drilled in all of John McCain's backyards…" Wow! They are hitting that meme hard. I always thought Democrats were limp-wristed to twist a knife. – DDC

10:28 – John McCain voted against wind energy? Why… why… he hates the atmosphere! – DDC

10:25 – This guy got the worst spot of the convention. Right before Hillary Clinton. He's like Led Zeppelin's opening band. They didn't even try to put somebody interesting before her. Why waste a decent speaker? – DDC

10:21 – Okay, so, I realize that Brian Schweitzer is the Governor of Montana, but, c'mon! A bolo tie? How are you gonna wear a bolo and do your best Woody Allen impression?

This guy just thinks all Democrats who don't live on a mountain are Jewish. – DDC

10:16 – You know what's weird? I grew up in New Jersey and eventually moved to Philadelphia and New York City. I've spent my entire life in cities that are practically indigo. Meeting conservatives, for me, has always been like spotting a Yeti.

And yet, here in this Tent in the middle of the Democratic Convention, suddenly I feel like Newt Gingrich. (Well, that's a stretch. How about Barry Goldwater?) – DDC

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August 25 at 9:50PM

LiveBlog: Democratic National Convention – Night One

POSTED BY: Dennis and Michael

11:03 – So the plus sides of The Big Tent are definitely the company (thanks to our friends at Fire Dog Lake, Group News Blog, and Daily Kos) the free food, and the free beer.   The only real downside was that they didn't turn on the sound until after Pelosi spoke, and when they did, they nearly blasted my ear drums out.

Looking forward to the backhanded compliments of Clinton tomorrow night.  Headed out to a party, or Rock the Vote, or something.  We'll be Twittering.

11:00 - That is what you call a SLAM DUNK!Dylan Ris

10:58 – You know, satellite delay really takes the warmth out of an otherwise incredibly sweet father daughter interaction.  That was really cute though.  So who thinks the "what city are you in?" question was a genuine ad-lib? – MK

10:57 - Oh my god, someone needs to shut that kid up! This is proof that Obama is soft on insolence. – DDC

10:55 – "Isn't She Lovely?"??? That's kind of a degrading choice isn't it? Not degrading, exactly. But, not necessarily designed to pull in the vanishing Hillary crowd, is it? – DDC

10:54 - And the crowd goes wild! – DDC

10:50 – She's going after the Clinton supporters that CNN keeps saying are drifting to McCain. – DDC

10:48 – As a callback to my 8:31 post, Jesse just leaned over to me and said "I told you!  She did it!" – MK

10:35 – Michelle has a bouffant! A slight bouffant, but definitely a bouffant. Are they trying to present her as Jacqueline Kennedy? – DDC

10:34 – Go, Beavers! – DDC

10:28 - I asked Firedoglake editor egregious a question, hoping to trip her up, because I'm an asshole. She was talking about all this community's efforts to sway the country blue, and I asked her what she thought would happen when the country became a vast Democratic majority. Her response…

"In twenty years, when the Democrats have gotten fat and lazy, our children will vote them out… And they should."

Ha ha! I'm not gonna have kids, so she's wrong. – DDC

10:24 – How lucky can we be!  I knew we were going to hear from Michelle tonight, but who knew I would get to hear from her mother! She sounds proud.  I'd be proud if my kid married someone who would one day run for president.  That is an accomplishment.  Hillary did that.  I'm proud of her.

10:21 – Claire McCaskill is doing an excellent job of saying everything that I expected to hear tonight.  Way to meet expectations Claire! – MK

10:20 - Do you think senators sparkle in real life?

I have a feeling they do. – DDC

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