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SNL's Fair and Balanced Fox News Election Night Sketch

Dennis DiClaudio — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:16:04 +0000

I usually don't watch Saturday Night Live, because I already saw that one sketch they do. But, as it turns out, sometimes they do some other sketches. Like this one…

From the Pork Barrel: Turbaconducken!

Dennis DiClaudio — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:29:40 +0000

* Lame duck sessions suck. But maybe if they were stuffed inside a chicken and a turkey… And then all wrapped up in bacon… Oh, that's the spot.

* Basil at IMAO: Bail out the Big Three up north or build a fence around the South to keep all the unemployed Democrats out.

* Mo Rocca: Who would make a better teacher for the Obama girls: Mrs. Garrett or Edna Krabappel?

* Asking, telling: Still frowned upon by upcoming Obama administration.

* 23/6's Lee Camp: Ten questions that must be asked of Barack Obama before he's sworn in.

* Saxby Chambliss is camera shy.

* Al Franken closing in on Norm Coleman, according to Franken's personal brand of math.

* Patton Oswalt speaks (briefly) about election night blogging here on Indy.

* SNL looking for an actual black guy to play the kind of black guy.

Change Needed as Millions of Hope Babies Set to Arrive

Dennis DiClaudio — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:08:29 +0000

Barack Obama hasn't taken office yet, and he may already be responsible responsible for impregnating more women than Bill Clinton, John Edwards and Janet Napolitano combined…

The theory is almost too perfect to be true. Barack Obama, the son of politically progressive parents, was born Aug. 4, 1961 — almost nine months to the day after John F. Kennedy was elected to the White House. Is it possible Obama was conceived on that historic night?

And if so, could history repeat itself? In the hours and days since Obama's victory, many of his exhilarated supporters have been, shall we say, in the mood for love.

And though it's too soon to know for sure, experts aren't ruling out the possibility of an Obama baby boom — the kind of blip in the national birth rate that often follows a seismic event, whether it's scary (a terrorist attack) or celebratory (the end of World War II).

Hopefully, these kids will be happier, more docile and less scared-shitless than their seven-year-old siblings.