From CC Insider…

It's been a few days since the beer summit, and it seems like most of the internet has already moved on to more pressing matters, like the Tiger Woods fart. We won't know where that fart came from until we see the fart certificate! That fart is not fit to be fart president! The mainstream media needs to interview Orly Toots about this. Anyway, this video from Landline TV proves there's still one last LOL to be had about the beer summit before we completely focus on Fartergate '09.

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* Don't worry, Palinophiles fans. I'm sure this is all a part of her very-well-thought-out master plan. I mean, it's not like her to behave erratically.

* The godless, paganistic, heathens are turning on Obama?! But that's his base!!!

* This is, I think, how we were all hoping the Beer Summit would go down.

* Why Michael Savage's being banned from England is as disturbing as it is hilarious.

* What do the First Amendment and Lisa Lampanelli's hooha have in common? They both get expanded every time someone hosts a comedy roast (such as this one).

Of course! The president prefers a foreign lager like Bud Lite over a good ol' American brew like Budweiser! No surprise there.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

See also: Jon Stewart and Wyatt Cenac Simulate the White House Beer Summit

So, yesterday, Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates and police officer James Crowley sat down to hash out their differences at the White House. With hilarious results!

Since there is no way known to science to be able to know exactly what happens when a white man and a black man sit down to share a beer, this simulation from The Daily Show may be our closest window into this historically unteachable teachable moment…

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

See also: Stephen Colbert Analyzes the Beer Summit's Foreign Rainbow of Brew

* This is the way real men resolve their conflicts: over beers, in full suit and ties, on patio furniture.

* Hey, look! The Obama administration loves gay people!

* Oh, wait. Nevermind.

* The Senate just got a little more sausage party-er.

* America: Sarah Palin would make a great president… of doing the laundry.

Later today President Obama will sit down with Sgt. James Crowley and Henry Louis Gates Jr. for the most important beer in the history of mankind. But some people — members of a Baltimore Baptist church, for example, and an organization called "Pray at the Pump" — are none too happy with this turn of events, so they are demonstrating outside the White House.

Gosh, the conversation about race in America sure gets folks agitated.

But not as much as beer…

The demonstrators want the White House to serve lemonade instead.

Beer sends the "wrong message to our nation's youth who are becoming alcoholics at young ages," said Rocky Twyman, founder of Pray at the Pump, in a statement this morning. "Whether or not he likes it, President Obama is a role model for all the youth in America. His actions count."

I just hope these concerned citizens can also find the time to protest President Obama's driver's license, because if you ask me, children do not belong behind the wheel.