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July 15 at 11:30AM

Jon Stewart's Extended Interview with Barney Frank

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

Everyone liked Barney Frank's appearance on The Daily Show so much that we've now got an extended version. At nearly 15 minutes, this is a clear sign that the Barney Frank interview market is healthy and flourishing, and there's no need to listen to the doomsayers who claim the Barney Frank interview bubble is poised to burst.



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May 5 at 10:10AM

The Blog Hole: Joe the Plumber, The End of Newspapers and Cheap Houses

POSTED BY: John DeVore

Joe The Plumber Fears The Fabulous: The Paris Hilton of the Conservative Movement panders to his base, a group of people with an insatiable appetite for being condescended to, and told exactly what they want to hear. For instance: gays carry gay plague. Which is why Joe the Plumber  told Christianity Today that he won't let them around his children. Ain't no son of his learnin' how to decorate. [christianitytoday.com]

In The Past, Words Were Printed On Dry Tree Guts: Larry Dignan breaks that Amazon.com will be launching a new, large-screen version of it's popular electronic book, Kindle. But, sadly, this upgrade isn't for saving the newspaper industry. Instead, it's a pivot towards the lucrative college text book market. Sorry, infosaurs. [zdnet.com]

Republicans Lost In Emo Forest: The easiest political column to write these days is the one about the GOP being in crisis — they've lost their way in the polls, with their base, and their transition to minority party has been, to be kind, awkward. Michael Van Der Galien has a little advice for Republicans: try not panicking. Your very public identity flux only benefits the Democrats. The evil, communist, baby-hating Democrats. [poligazette.com]

The Housing Market Will Improve… In, Oh, Twenty Years: Some market analysts are claiming that the housing market has hit bottom, and is going to rebound. But John F. Wasik is all "Hey, Wait A Minute!" Happy days are not here again, at least when it comes to houses. It's going to take a little while for that market to correct itself. Well, not a little while. Probably a long freakin' time. [bloomberg.com]

April 10 at 1:00PM

The Blog Hole: Obama Is The New Bush, Gay Marriage and Buy A House, Already

POSTED BY: John DeVore

The Markets Are Perfect, It's The Humans Who Aren't: Capitalism is the best system we have, up until the point it crashes and we all turn into shotgun toting cannibals. The Ordinary Gentlemen dishes out some tough love to our civilization's favorite philosophy. [ordinary-gentlemen.com]

Obama Is Just Like Bush, Here Comes The Rage: Edge Economy's Umair Haque posits a totally non-controversial theory: that President Obama is the financial equivalent of George W. Bush. Which is to say: he's an ideologue plotting in an echo chamber of cronies. [hardvardbusiness.org]

Let's Re-inflate The Housing Bubble:  The Las Vegas real estate market has been hit hard with "foreclosure-itis." But columnist Tim O'Callaghan thinks this is the perfect time to invest in the future… and buy a house.  [lasvegassun.com]

The Fight Over Gay Marriage Is On, Again: It's amazing there are still people who want to deny gays the right to divorce. Over at Politico, Ben Smith writes about a new anti-gay marriage campaign, and says that the gloves are off. [politico.com]


March 27 at 9:00AM

Great News: Affordable Real Estate, Excellent Healthcare and Ducklings!

POSTED BY: John DeVore

duckling_photoSuper Cheap Luxury Mansions! Just because there's an unprecedented, global credit crunch doesn't mean there isn't super amazing real estate out there that can snapped up for a modest $150K.  Hobos: that's about the cost of 1,000 cardboard boxes! Cheap! [matadorlife.com]

Police Rescue Starving Ducklings!  This story starts out totes sadz: a little duckling trapped in a drain! And then, OMG you won't believe it, the story ends up happy! Then the cops fed the fuzzy critter it's favorite food: quackers! Ha!  [thisisplymouth.co.uk]

Fictional Office Workers Still Employed, Thriving!  The comic strip Dilbert is funny the way Garfield is funny: they just rings true. I hate Mondays! And working in an office is a zany, hilarious experience of Kafka-esque proportions! The difference is, Dilbert's traffic is way, way up! [chicagotribune.com]

Doctor Has Heart Attack, But Finishes Surgery!  Most doctors just play golf, or giggle over pre-existing patient conditions with insurance company bean-counters, but not this doc! He had a heart attack while performing surgery and kept on suturing! That is one awesome referral. [abcnews.com]

February 19 at 4:14PM

Shaq Donates Shoe-Shaped House to President to Aid in Housing Relief Plan

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

From CC Insider

The president's housing plan may be stirring up a bit of controversy, but at least one person has his back: Shaquille O'Neal, who generously donated one of his shoes to the effort…

The Phoenix Suns center couldn't be around himself when President Barack Obama arrived at Sky Harbor International Airport Tuesday afternoon. So when the president stepped off of Air Force One, Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon's son Jake made the presentation at the foot of the stairs.

At least a dozen families are expected to live in the spacious and well-furnished footwear.

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