Here's Sen. Roland Burris arguing either in favor of or possibly against (or maybe in favor of being against?) administration czars at last week's Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs hearing…

"This has — being a constitutional and political science student, I mean, this is Political Science 101 or Political Science, maybe, 1000. The panel's just been terrific.

"And I have so many thoughts just rolling through my head, I don't even know where to start.

"I mean, this is — this is the meat that caused us political scientists to even exist, because you're dealing with these major issues of the separation of powers and the creation of this country and whether or not you want your president to really have the powers that you granted it, and whether or not the Congress, which is on similar or equal footing, can then control or muscle in on those powers of the president."

Can't argue with that. (Go ahead, try. It's impossible.)

And, you know what? That's gonna look frickin' sweet engraved onto his monument to himself.

Can I get this framed? I think it'll look really good in my rumpus room…

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Do you not care at all about where the Olympics are being held eight years from now? Well, join the not caring club.

Except, don't join that club! Because it turns out that the fact that the Olympics aren't going to be held in Chicago means that Barack Obama has lost his re-election bid in 2012 and also that the world has decided to impeach him from the world…

Give up, everybody else on the Internet. You will never beat Matt Drudge.

Did you get to watch Captain Blago on the The Daily Show last night? Well, what was shown on air was only scratching the surface at what was actually filmed.

Here's the full story…

Part 1

Parts 2 and 3 after the jump.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

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Look, I understand. You're all hyped up to watch your hero Rod Blagojevich on the Daily Show on Thursday night, but you've invited these 29 or 30 people over to your place that night, and you have no idea how you can a) keep them sufficiently engaged in the interview so that they all just shut up, and b) find some means to enhance your ability to hang on every single word that comes out of the former governor's mouth.

I've got just what you need…

Just print out copies for all 29 or 30 of your friends, turn up the volume fall into a world full of Blagojevich.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

Sometimes you wake up in a good mood, only to discover that a lawnmower is destined to run over your foot by sundown. Other days, you wake up angry at the cat that's screaming outside your window, and then you find out that the funniest/corruptiest politician since Boss Tweed is gonna be on The Daily Show.

Guess which day today is.

Yep, Rod Blagojevich — the Guinness World Record holder for politician most unanimously ejected from office* — will be sitting down to discuss… well, who the hell knows what, with Jon Stewart on Thursday night.

Will this be the greatest moment in Daily Show history? I don't wanna sound hyperbolic, so I'm just gonna say yes!

It's hard to believe it's been less than a year since this guy hit the national stage. Remember way back in early December of '08, when we all actually used to stumble over how to pronounce that guy's name? (I mean, seriously, "Rod"?) Ah, such innocence.

Let's take a quick bus ride down Memory Boulevard with the first ever time that name stumbled from Jon Stewart's lips…

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

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^{* This might maybe not be true.}