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Jason Chaffetz

February 4 at 5:31PM

Colbert Report Outtakes: Stephen Grooves with Rep. Jason Chaffetz, Gives Him a Facial

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

In these exclusive outtakes from The Colbert Report, Stephen graciously offers Jason Chaffetz — the freshman Congressperson from Utah — a facial with his own skin care product…

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And then the two get down with the soulful sounds of "Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)" on Rock Band

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January 16 at 11:57AM

Congressional Homeless Rate Rises by 0.23% This Year

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

It's nice to know that we're being governed by vagrants and drifters.

I mean, I always suspected it, but it's nice to get confirmation on it…

If you see Rep. Jason Chaffetz wandering around the halls of Capitol Hill or loitering by the congressional candy machine, please do not give him any appointments to congressional committees. And definitely don't give him any pork. No matter how hungry for graft he looks. It will only serve to encourage him.

I know you think you're doing the right thing, but you're not. Believe me. You're not.

January 7 at 3:20AM

Stephen Colbert Leg Wrestles Jason Chaffetz

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Utah's Republican Congressman Jason Chaffetz sits down with Stephen to discuss Marie Osmond, illegal immigration and guns.

After his leg wrestling loss, will Nancy Pelosi change her mind about allowing congressman to come on Stephen's show?

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