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October 22 at 12:25PM

The Onion: Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again by Sneezing During Meeting

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

It's about time someone started making fun of Joe Biden. That guy's been getting a free pass for years…

September 17 at 1:20PM

Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston: Icons of Pop Culture

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

A little more than a year after John McCain threw conservative debutant Sarah Palin her coming out party, the country still finds itself with a chronic case of Wasilla Fever!

Just take Levi Johnston. Not only is he getting his own not-brave-enough-to-get-naked spread in Gay Fancy Magazine (or something), but he's also having tales sung of his brave adventures by ironic-pianist balladeer Ben Folds, whom, I promise, Levi Johnston has never ever ever heard of.

But what about Sarahcuda? Where's her folk ballad? She's twice the folksy ballaverick her granddaughter's father is. Well, she doesn't get a song; she gets a whole opera!

"Say It Ain't So, Joe," a presentation by Guerilla Opera, opens Saturday at Boston Conservatory's Zack Box Theater. The work is composer Curtis Hughes' musical take on America's favorite moose-hunting winker, you betcha. It focuses on that contentious — and sometimes comical — debate from October 2008 between Palin and Joe Biden…

"It is a tragedy about Palin," he said. "Both characters view themselves as saviors of America. And even though I'm not trying to hammer people on the head with a single interpretation, you know that Biden will triumph in the end. But the central figure certainly is Sarah Palin. I found myself having this odd pathos for her, a pathos I would not have felt if I were not writing music for her."

What an interesting coincidence! I've found myself with an odd pathos for a lot of things for about a year or so now.

September 9 at 10:48AM

Guaranteed to Be More Funky Fresh Than Obama's Speech Tonight

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

The Auto-Tune the News people turn their vocorders toward the health care/grandparent murdering debate…

(via Andrew Sullivan)

August 26 at 1:33PM

Joe Biden Has Some Moving and Surprisingly Cohesive Words for His Old Friend Ted Kennedy

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Joe Biden, it appears, can be rather eloquent if he really, really, really sets his mind to it…

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August 25 at 10:59AM

00Bama Takes on Domestic Terrorism

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Who needs waterboarding and sleep deprivation when you've got a good baker…

00Bama, Episode 1: Barack Vs. Domestic Terrorism

From Atom.com's Is the Obama Honeymoon Over? channel.

August 17 at 11:38AM

Finally, a Means of Expressing My Frustration with Vague Liberal Ideals

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

If you're like me, then you've seen things.

And one of the things I've seen is this Barack Obama/Joker/Socialism thing that's been floating around this thing that I've seen called the Internet.

And then a still other thing I've seen is this Free Ideas for Right-Wing Poster Artists thing that helps you take a well-known left wing personality, a pop-culture facial affectation and a random political ideology and turn it into a meaningful piece of protest art.

For example…

That'll show them left wing pinko hippy atheists!

(via BuzzFeed)

Update: From the comments…

On the plus side, the drawing of Darth Biden does have better implants than the original. (WIDTAP)

That is probably the best line you'll read on the blog today.

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