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November 4 at 1:02PM

The Daily Show Nails Cable News Election Panels

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

As you've now heard, in last night's two high-profile gubernatorial elections, the GOP candidates emerged victoriously in what was a clear referendum against President Obama. Meanwhile, in the closely-watched Congressional race in New York's 23rd District, voters elected a Democrat for the first time in over a century in what was a clear referendum against President Obama. Where did I acquire such keen political insight? Cable news, of course.



The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

October 26 at 9:33AM

Ten Spooktastic Daily Show-Inspired Halloween Costume Ideas

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Halloween! It's probably the best holiday ever invented (with the possible exception of Arbor Day), but it's just so hard thinking up an acceptable costume. If only there were some kind of multi-million dollar industry devoted entirely to providing low-grade clothing and props for this one day.

Until that day, here's a bunch of terrifying costumes ideas inspired by the scariest program on television, The Daily Show…

The Money Honey Bee



The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

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October 13 at 10:46AM

Daily Show: CNN Fact Checks SNL, Not Politicians

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

CNN must be stopped. Just when you think they can't get any dumber, they reach levels of dumbness that can't be described with human language. If this shit keeps up, I'm going to have to start painting murals or doing interpretive dances to convey how head-explodingly inept these clowns are.



The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

October 12 at 5:14PM

The Daily Show's Noblest Nobel Prize Moments

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Publishing this list of the best Daily Show Nobel Prize moments now, at this point in our run comes as a shock as much to us as it surely does to you. We are both surprised and deeply humbled to have this opportunity to publish another list of Daily Show clips. And, though many have suggested we politely decline, we have decided to take advantage of it.



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October 8 at 12:39PM

The Daily Show on Obama's Dalai Lama Snub

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

As you may have heard, President Obama is refusing to meet with the Dalai Lama, in hopes that China will be impressed and want to be BFFs. Well, here's a tip for his holiness: Start a Buddhist Olympics. Before you know it, you won't be able to get rid of Obama.



The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

October 2 at 9:45AM

Daily Show: Tea Partiers Advise G20 Protesters

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

If you're like me, you thought the protesters at the G20 Summit were just gathering in Pittsburgh for the free tear gas. But it turns out they're there on behalf of some real issues, dozens of them in fact. And, as John Oliver reported on last night's Daily Show, that seems to be their problem. If they could just be like the Teabaggers and focus on one cause, say the plight of patchouli farmers or government subsidized Che t-shirts, their efforts would be a lot more effective.



The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

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