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September 28 at 12:21PM

Glenn Beck Struggles to (Weasel Out of Having to) Explain His "White Culture" Comment

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Look, I don't know if Glenn Beck is a racist or not. For all I know, he's just a simple entertainer attempting (and succeeding) to cash in on the racist tendencies of the ugliest aspects of American culture.

But I will say this: It was completely unfair of Katie Couric to use her "gotcha journalism" prowess on Beck, sneak-attacking him by asking him to explain a thing he said and claimed to have discussed at great length on Fox News. Shame on you, Katie Couric!

Beck sure does seem to have sound bites — and how they can be used to distort people's words — on the mind, doesn't he? I wonder why.

July 22 at 6:01PM

From the Pork Barrel: The English "Lanaguage"

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

* Is that the correct spelling? I always thought it was spelled "Amuricah."

* The good news is that it is no longer illegal to whistle at the King of Spain. The bad news is that now there's absolutely no reason to whistle at the King of Spain.

* New poll finds Jon Stewart to be America's most trust journalist, Alaska to really hate Katie Couric.

* New scientific report shows the American species seemingly heading toward extinction.

June 22 at 12:07PM

The Best Colbert Report Interviews with TV & Radio Correspondents

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

In honor of The Television & Radio Correspondents Appreciate Fortnight, we present to you fourteen of our favorite Colbert Report interviews with media personalities…

14. Stone Phillips



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June 22 at 10:30AM

Joe Biden Blesses the United States from Space

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

It's the smoke! The Smooooooooooke!

June 15 at 1:42PM

The Best Daily Show Interviews with TV & Radio Correspondents

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

In honor of The Television & Radio Correspondents Appreciate Fortnight, we present to you fourteen of our favorite Daily Show interviews with media personalities…

14. Rachel Maddow



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January 8 at 5:40PM

From the Pork Barrel: Goodbye White House, Hello Roadhouse

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

* What if George Bush and Ron Paul were the stars of a comic book adaptation of the movie Roadhouse from 1989? Yeah, but what if?

* Playing poker with Harry Reid has got to be the best money-making enterprise ever invented.

* Turns out that it was Tina Fey and Katie Couric who were the ones exploiting Sarah Palin's manufactured image as a down-home hockey mom maverick. You owe me a Coke.

* The Washington Post is calling Barack Obama "Nixonian" — conservatives, liberals alike despair for appropriate reaction.

* Barack Obama decides to keep yet another Bush appointee on staff.

* Politico: "Daschle floats through Senate hearing" — Sounds to me like somebody needs to call a paranormalist.

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