10:44 – This was not a response. This was barely even a speech. What was this? Why did I just watch this?

10:42 – Did you notice that he quoted Scott Brown? That's because Scott Brown is the new Joe the Plumber.

10:41 – Haha! They got tricked into applauding for Haiti. That country is full of black people and French people. Jokes on them.

10:40 – Does anybody know what this guy is saying? I know all these words, but I don't know what they mean next to one another.

10:38 – Mary: "I think Bob McDonnell uses the same shampoo as John Edwards. "

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10:28 – That's it for this post. But I live on… in your hopes and dreams… and in the Bob McConnell response post.

10:28 – Chris Matthews: "I forgot he was black tonight for an hour."

Be that as it may, I never forgot how blindingly white you are.

10:22 - Mary: "'We don't quit, I don't quit.' And with that, he's out."

10:21 – Wait, that's it? It's over? No mention of the new Battlestar Galactica spin-off? Lame!

10:19 – "…the little boy who sent me his allowance and asked me to give it to the people of Haiti…" Why, because he's black?! So, he must know all the people who live in Haiti, right?!

Disgusting!

10:15 – The Awl: "AL QAEDA HAS A SPIDER ARMY NOW? Oh phew. He said "fighters." I don't know why I was thinking about spiders!"

10:13 – DADT gets its mention, and everyone stands up but the military people. (They don't want anyone to think Obama's talking about them.)

10:12 – From the comments: "I dream of a world where nuclear weapons are reduced and only killer robots fill our skies." (Tony DiGerolamo)

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2010. The year of nothing…

Don't forget. We'll be liveblogging the actual, non-animated State of the Union address Wednesday, January 27th at 9 pm.

Update: Follow our liveblog here.

The Republican Party is so sweet. Even though the nation voted to revoke Barack Obama's presidency on Tuesday, the GOP is — out of the kindness of its heart — still allowing him to give his State of the Union Address before the joint houses of Congress. (I suppose Scott Brown hasn't had time to prepare a big long speech for himself, so why not? Right? Cool party.)

Anyway, since Obama's gonna be giving this speech or something, I guess we'll be liveblogging it.

So, make sure you stop by here on Wednesday, January 27th at 9 pm to follow along with us.

5:03 — Well, that happened. Levi wasn't impressed with Sarah's performance. Were you?

5:00 — Why didn't Oprah thank Trig? Why does Oprah hate Trig so much?

4:59 — Did you realize Sarah's kids were in the audience? They were. "Thank you, Piper," says Oprah as the applause rolls.

4:58 — Thanks to God and Todd. You betcha.

4:57 — "Should I be worried that you're going to get your own talk show?" Oprah asks. "You are the queen of talk shows," Sarah simpers back, then adds, "You can't shut off my mic." Um. What?

4:53 — SARAH JUST SAY IT. YOU ARE GOING TO RUN IN 2012. JUST SAY WHAT EVERYBODY KNOWS.

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Join us at 4 p.m. EST on Monday, 11/16 – a/k/a next Monday — as we liveblog Sarah Palin's guest appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show. Will hilarity ensue? Well, let's see… Sarah Palin will be emitting sounds from her mouth. So you betcha. In fact, we all betcha.

Here's a sneak preview to whet your appetite. See you at 4 p.m. Monday!

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Update: The liveblog begins here at 4 pm / 3c.