Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
October 21 at 4:57PM
Wow. We seem right now to be in a modern Golden Age of voter fraud allegations, don't we? And for good reason. It's so much less gory and blood-splattered than military coups. Well, usually.
So, while we're all waiting for everything in the world to get better and political power to be doled out fairly according to those who have earned it, let's watch some Daily Show clips…
September 17, 2009: Voter Fraud in Afghanistan
The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.
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October 19 at 9:39AM
Call them what you will — puppets, dummies, inanimate objects being controlled by more powerful forces — but they control the world in which we live. Or, to be more precise, they are controlled into controlling the world in which we live.
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Puppeteer |
Performance |
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| Russian President Dmitry Medvedev |
Former Russian President and Current Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin |
A lifelong bureaucrat and world class yes man, he turned out to be ideally suited for sit down and being quiet while his former boss rerouted Russian political power to through the Prime Minister's office. |
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| Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad |
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei |
Main responsibilities include Holocaust denial, lying about nuclear experimentation and not getting in way of Ayatollah's subjugate citizenry. |
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| Fox News |
The Republican Party |
The network has traditionally functioned mainly as the GOP's Ministry of Information, but its duties have recently expanded to include planning and executing grass roots public protests. |
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| U.S. Congress |
Anyone willing to pay for dinner |
Anything you want them to do. Seriously, anything. Just so long as you're picking up the check and they can order another round. |
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| Barack Obama |
The reanimated corpse of former President Franklin Roosevelt |
Continue plan to bring about the end of Western civilization, supply FDR with fresh brains twice a week. |
For more-entertaining, less-politically-damaging puppets, tune into the new Comedy Central series The Jeff Dunham Show premiering this Thursday, October 22 at 9pm / 8c.
September 23 at 2:14PM
 What would you do, if you had to sit through a speech by a sniveling Holocaust denier with a patchy beard? Would you just sit back and think, Hey, at least it's funnier than Jay Leno?
No you would not, at least not if you're a Canadian delegate to the United Nations…
Canada will boycott Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's speech at the United Nations on Wednesday, saying his outbursts about the Holocaust and Israel are "shameful."
Foreign Minister Lawrence Cannon will be at the world body to attend the opening of the UN General Assembly's annual debate, but officials signal he and other members of the Canadian delegation will vacate the Canadian seats when the Islamic republic's President approaches the podium.
Yeah! That's right! Da da Canada, nyet nyet Iran! Hoooooooo! Suck it, Ahmadinejerk!
Interestingly enough, this is the first time in recorded history that Canadians will be seen participating in a public display of rudeness that does not involve mouth guards and ice.
June 26 at 12:30PM
 Poor Barack Obama just can't catch a break with his statements on the Iranian election. Here at home he was accused of an appalling lack of appalled-ness, so then he called the situation appalling, and now Iranian president (or "president," if you will) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is utterly, utterly appalled…
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad lashed out at President Obama on Thursday, warning him against "interfering" in Iranian affairs and demanding an apology for criticism of a government crackdown on demonstrators protesting alleged electoral fraud. [...]
"Do you want to speak with this tone?" Ahmadinejad responded Thursday, addressing Obama. "If that is your stance, then what is left to talk about?"
He added: "I hope you avoid interfering in Iran's affairs and express your regret in a way that the Iranian nation is informed of it."
Huh. That's weird.
Wonder why a guy whose administration has tried to shut down the internet would call on Obama to Twitter more.
June 22 at 2:00PM
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