November 17 at 11:09AM
The Onion: Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner
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November 17 at 11:09AM
The Onion: Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family DinnerThe Onion News Network reports…
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August 24 at 9:00AM
Vacation Watch: Please Don't Shoot the Children
Thank you very much, Nobama, for destroying the livelihoods of these poor hardworking paparazzi who depend on your family for income.
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August 13 at 2:32PM
Bar Officially Raised on Dangerous Protest RhetoricWeird. The newspaper article doesn't say which end of the debate over health care reform this guy's on…
It also doesn't say what his preferred cable news network is or whether he thinks a person should ever refer to himself as a "dittohead" with anything other than a deep sense of shame. I guess we'll never know. But, you know, carrying a sign that says "Death to Obama" is pretty stupid and reckless and aweful. But it's not deeply disturbing or just plain disgusting or anything like that. Are you sure the sign didn't also say anything else? Can you just double check for us newspaper article?
But Michelle who? I just can't quite get a handle on exactly what type of person this guy is. Hmmm…
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July 24 at 1:10PM
Thank You, Huffington Post!I think we can all breath a little bit easier today… I don't know about you, but I was just about to go into full-on panick mode. I was all like, Where are President Obama and his two adorable daughters going to eat their frozen yogurt or shaved ice or whatever that stuff is this summer if they cannot settle on which mansion to stay in on an island I'll never visit? But, luckily, HuffPo was all over that shit with a front page headline the nanosecond that the crisis was averted. Now I can go back to lazily wondering about stupid stuff, like which mystery foreign country has that half-trillion dollars of U.S. money.
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April 13 at 5:34PM
PuppyGate!: Why Won't The White House Release Bo the Dog's Birth Certificate?
Thanks Fox News! I just knew that somebody would care!
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April 13 at 10:33AM
America Welcomes Its New First Puppy!America's three-month nightmare is over! The good people of the United States finally have a First Dog again! That Bo's a handsome dog, huh? And from the Kennedy lineage? That's oddly fitting. Although, it's somewhat disconcerting to know that even our pets have to come from the proper political dynasty. (I'm sure that, in 2013, President Palin's family will be given a Great Dane that was second cousins to a Reagan or something.) Of course, in a situation like this, there's only one person whose opinion really matters. And, obviously, I'm talking about Newt Gingrich. Obviously…
The Obama girls better keep that confarned dog off Ol' Man Gingrich's lawn if they know what's good for 'em.
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