October 2 at 3:29PM
YOU DECIDE Caption Challenge: Senators Paul G. Kirk and John Kerry
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October 2 at 3:29PM
YOU DECIDE Caption Challenge: Senators Paul G. Kirk and John Kerry
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September 28 at 2:18PM
Caption Challenge: Senators Paul G. Kirk and John Kerry
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September 24 at 11:33AM
Massachusetts Names Some Guy to Replace Ted Kennedy in Senate
This was due to the fact that four years ago — back when Massachusetts senator John Kerry was running for president — the state amended its constitution so that interim senators could not be appointed without a special election. But, hey, that was four years ago. The world was a very, very different place back then. I mean, there was a Republican governor! Can you even imagine? Anyway, that craziness has all changed, so guess what happened. And then guess what's happening now…
Hmmm… Who is Paul G. Kirk, Jr.? Why does his name sound familiar? Well, I don't know the answer to that, but you're probably just confused. Although, I suppose it's possible that you remember him as a pharmaceutical lobbyist for Aventis ten years ago. No? How about as the chairman of Democratic National Committee from 1985 to 1989. Not that either, huh? How about his stint as treasurer of the Democratic Party in 1983? Special assistant to Sen. Ted Kennedy from 1969 to 1977, which included the fallout from the senator's notorious incident on Chappaquiddick island in '69? Do you maybe remember him having a fight to the death with a Vulcan caught deep in the throes of Pon farr? That's what I thought. You're confused.
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September 3 at 10:33AM
Massachusetts Legislator in Favor of Taxes, Just for Other People
Another piece of advice: When beseeching nosy taxpayers to leave you be so that you can carry on with the privileges of your station, make sure to be as rude and dismissive as possible, so that nobody will want to embarrass you publicly…
Excellent work, Congressperson. Now I'm sure no one will hear about this incident.
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August 28 at 12:55PM
Sorry, Massachusetts, Mitt Romney Won't Be Your Next Ted Kennedy
How noble of the Romneybot, to spend his time helping other Republicans run for office! Gee, I wonder how long he'll keep that up… until 2010? 2011? 2013? Who can hazard even the tiniest, wildest guess? Oh, and one other thing. Despite not wanting Kennedy's seat out of the goodness of his own heart, Romney is attending the funeral, where he will pay tribute to the man he challenged for a Senate seat in '94, back when he wasn't so generous. And — funny coincidence — just like President Obama, Romney is leaving his vacation early to join the mourners. But UNLIKE Barack Obama, who is insulting taxpayers with his high-falutin' Martha's Vineyard vacation, Mitt Romney is…
Man, the conservative talk show hosts are gonna destroy this guy in 2012.
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August 27 at 5:45PM
From the Pork Barrel: More Cowbell from the White House?
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