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October 30 at 9:03AM

Americans Increasingly Aware of the Fox News Liberal Agenda

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

fox-grassFox News, the most important name in shouting, has been under attack from the White House, and has attacked the White House back, but what about you, the people? Where is your perspective in all this? Aren't you supposed to decide?

Well, the Pew Research Center asked, and Americans have spoken. A recent poll surveyed attitudes toward television news networks, and the findings will not surprise anyone who watches Fox regularly…

The Fox News Channel is viewed by Americans in more ideological terms than other television news networks.

Nearly half of Americans (47%) say they think of Fox News as "mostly conservative," 14% say it is "mostly liberal,” and 24% say it is "neither in particular."

That's right, 14% of us are on to the lefty ideology being pushed by folks like Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, Neil Cavuto and Gretchen Carlson — what, you haven't noticed? Please. I'll give you an example. Just the other day I was watching Fox News and the anchors were talking about Nancy Pelosi. See what I mean? Talking about her, with words, just like liberals do.

Which means they weren't setting fire to her house even a little bit.

October 29 at 11:58AM

President Obama's Latest Stunt: Honoring the War Dead

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

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How's this for publicity-seeking? In the wee hours of the morning President Obama flew out to Dover Air Force Base to witness the return of the bodies of 18 Americans killed in Afghanistan, and as usual with this guy ("Paris Hilton"), the whole thing was a massively choreographed media spectacle

The overnight trip was not announced in advance. The president, wearing a dark suit and long overcoat, left the White House at 11:44 p.m. A small contingent of reporters and photographers accompanied Mr. Obama to Dover, where he arrived at 12:34 a.m. aboard Marine One.

As the Commander-in-chief stood on the darkened tarmac and saluted, the flag-draped case was unloaded from the cargo plane in what the military calls a "dignified transfer," as six soldiers in white gloves and camouflage fatigues carried the remains in precision. Mr. Obama and uniformed officers stood at attention as the case was placed in a white mortuary van parked nearby.

The transfer of the bodies — a solemn, 15-minute proceeding — took place after Mr. Obama spent nearly two hours meeting privately with several family members in the chapel of the Air Force base.

What a disgraceful circus.

Say what you will about George H. W. Bush, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, but none of them would have done such a thing.

October 20 at 9:00AM

Fox News Catches WH Communications Team Performing Acts of Media Terrorism

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

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We've seen some fiery skirmishes in the War on Fox News, especially now that Fox's commanders are rallying their troops to go on the offensive, but today we have an actual bombshell: Fox has unearthed explosive! detonating! evidence of Barack Obama's campaign communications team's SECRET STRATEGY for media terrorism.

You see, Barack Obama's campaign communications team (led by Anita Dunn, seen here PLOTTING with David Axelrod), did not simply allow reporters, including those of Fox News, to write whatever the hell they wanted about their candidate. This is unheard of in democracy. A non-Stalinist campaign would simply lead its candidate onto a stage, sit him down, and let the assembled press pool make up whatever fun stories they wanted to, based on his appearance.

But Candidate Obama's nefarious communications generals had a different plan, a strategy known to "insiders" as "controlling the message." These people don't want you to know that they did this, or how they did this, but one Fox News footsoldier marched into the trenches of Google, I'm guessing, and dug up a video of Anita Dunn speaking at a conference earlier this year…

She explained that the campaign favored live interviews so that Obama's words could not be edited — "so that what the voters heard we determined, as opposed to some editor in a TV station."

"Whether it was a David Plouffe video or an Obama speech, a huge part of our press strategy was focused on making the media cover what Obama was actually saying as opposed to why the campaign was saying it," she said.

Chilling! How many more times has Barack Obama covered up his efforts to waterboard the media? Next I suppose Fox News will reveal that those big blue "Yes We Can" rally signs were not the spontaneous handiwork of Real Americans, but were instead distributed by campaign operatives! (I believe that would be grounds for impeachment.)

March 12 at 12:56PM

New York Times Hires Actual Smart Guy to Replace Bill Kristol

POSTED BY: Eric March

38787006mtp2_20010713_02135.jpgCall me crazy, but I think the New York Times has taken a giant step forward by replacing a guy who once predicted the Terri Schaivo fiasco would be a "revolution," for right-to-lifers, declared that "the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq have been won decisively and honorably" and promised us that "Hockey Mom knows best," with a guy who hasn't said any of those things.

Ross Douthat, 29, a senior editor and conservative blogger for The Atlantic magazine, has been hired by The New York Times to write a regular column online and then fill the weekly Op-ed slot occupied by William Kristol during 2008.

A New York Times spokeswoman confirmed the hiring to E&P this afternoon. Andrew Rosenthal, editor page editor, asked by E&P's Joe Strupp why Douthat had been picked, cited his youth, Republican politics, "iconoclast" leanings and intelligence.

I'm thrilled that Douthat will finally get the chance that youth, Republican politics, "iconoclast leanings" and intelligence really do go together like chocolate, shredded cod, rama-lama-lama and cray-pas.

May 9 at 11:39AM

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POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Mr. Obama, if you're listening, Rob Riggle has some actionables you should consider queuing up tout de suite:

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