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January 20 at 11:58AM

Reality Check, Courtesy of Michelle Malkin

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

If you're looking for an antidote to all the Socialist hopiness that's infecting the Obamedia today, look no further than Michelle Malkin's blog, where she is posting an Inauguration cliche count.

By 10:57 a.m., "Amazing peaceful transition of power" was topping the list.

God, that level of MSM bias just sickens me.

November 4 at 11:03PM

Fox News: California and South Dakota and That's All Folks!

POSTED BY: Karen Lurie

Fox News has called California for Obama and South Dakota for McCain.

That gives Obama 275 electoral votes (he needed 270), and that's in FoxNewsLand.

Look at these guys. Are you looking at these Fox News guys? It's like all the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons have been simultaneously deflated.

November 4 at 11:01PM

CNN: IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER!

POSTED BY: Eric March

Wow. Barack Obama wins the fuck out of this thing.

Let's beam Abraham Lincoln up in this joint!

November 4 at 10:43PM

Fox News: Virginia, Mississippi and Nebraska

POSTED BY: Karen Lurie

Fox News has called Virginia (!) for Obama and Mississippi and Nebraska for McCain.

Energy level pretty low over there at the Fox News bunker…

November 4 at 10:21PM

CNN: Obama Crushing in Rural and Suburban Pennsylvania

POSTED BY: Eric March

So how about all of those Western Pennsylvania racists who aren't going to vote for a black guy?

November 4 at 10:03PM

CNN: What Do We Do for a Living?

POSTED BY: Eric March

Anderson Cooper: When he gets to 270, what do we do?

Wolf Blitzer: We report that.

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