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Moqtada al-Sadr

August 8 at 11:52AM

Shifty Iraqi Cleric Promises He'll Put Down His Gun If We Put Ours Down First

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Here's some news for people who still remember that we're in the middle of a war in some country called Irack or something…

Influential Iraqi Shi'ite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr would dissolve his Mehdi Army militia if the United States started withdrawing troops according to a set timetable, a spokesman said.

I don't know. That an awful lot like an endorsement for Barack Obama from his Muslim buddy Moqtada al-Sadr.

I think we should play it safe and elect John McCain and let him blow that motherfucker to hell and back.

And then maybe he can go after al-Sadr.

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