Progressives have been trying really hard to make American voters lose their negative opinions of a public option in health care and instead want to have sex with it.

This ad, I think, should work just right…

I wonder who they'll get to play Obama's next stimulus package.

Here's MoveOn's new anti-anti-health care reform PSA starring Ron Burgundy, Don Draper, Lieutenant Dangle and a bunch of people whose names I can't remember right now…

As it's the end of the year, and it seems as though we're all supposed to look back fondly on stuff or something like that, we thought it appropriate to make a nice little list of some of our favorite of each others' posts from 2008.

Considering that this post will be the 4,556th one we've published, you can probably imagine how difficult a task this was for us. But these are some of the ones that stuck out in our minds…

Gonzalo Cordova
MoveOn.org Needs to MoveOn.org Already

Dennis DiClaudio
Booing John McCain: A Short Play

Karen Lurie
John McCain's Guide to Training Women in the Workplace

Eric March
This Fall, John McCain Dies for Our Sins. Forever. Again.

Mary Phillips-Sandy
Gutsy Half-Hour Revolt Earns One Reporter Thirty Inane Seconds with Sarah Palin

G. Xavier Robillard
Expatriate Clinton Donor Expatriates Herself to John McCain

Dylan Ris
The Following 5 Democrats and 8 Republicans Called Sarah Palin a Pig and Hate Women in General

Ethan Ris
Scofflaw Homeless People Flagrantly Vote in Ohio

Matthew Tobey
Dennis Miller Is the Tigris and Euphrates of Outrage-Incitement

David Waters
Proven Winner Ralph Nader Gives Obama Golden Political Advice

And we'd be remiss if we didn't also take note of our very early April endorsement of Alan Keyes for president.

See you all in 2009.

A while back I signed up to www.moveon.org's email list, not because I supported them, but because they were offering a free Barack Obama trinket of some sort. I had gotten so used to their constant emails to host this or donate that, I almost didn't realize, THEY WERE STILL DOING THIS!

[W]e've been hearing the same clear message from millions of MoveOn members: Don't stop now.

Yes, please don't stop now annoying everyone with your campaigning. It's still important that you host gatherings to talk about NOTHING!

So next Thursday (11/20), we're organizing "Fired Up and Ready to Go" gatherings throughout the country.

By the way, I didn't bold any of the quotes. Whoever wrote this email is in love with the bold option button. I bet they are lobbying right now to make marriage between a man and a bold option button legal.

We'll brainstorm other ways we can work together locally to take advantage of this new opportunity for progressive change…

Moveon.org, can you step into my office for a minute. It's come to my attention that you haven't come to grips with the election's end. I know this is hard for you. I mean, people didn't even take you seriously when it was going on, and now that it's over–

Obama supporters near you still need somewhere to meet up on Thursday. Can you host a gathering in West Hempstead?

You're not listening, MoveOn.org! Please take your fingers out of your ears and stop trying to get me to donate. You know what. It's over. I'm deleting my email address, requesting a new cellphone number, and changing the locks on the door. I hope you get the help you need, MoveOn.org. I really do.

This entire thing is in no way ridiculously ripe enough to be parodied.

I'm going to be in British Columbia — yes, Canada — on Election Day. Is it possible that I really fucked up the vote in two weeks that badly?

I thought Massachusetts was safe…

(video)

Wait a minute. It turns out that this whole thing just some sort of highly sophisticated trick from those scoundrels at MoveOn.org to make me feel bad about not voting.

Well, it worked. I feel bad.

But I'm still not voting.

Sarah Palin has had years to impose her will on our nation's moose, and now, two weeks before Election Day, the moose are fighting back.

Here's a video of one that, while admittedly stuffed and mounted, has some unflattering things to say about the Governor. Good thing the MoveOn.org cameras were rolling when the moose started laying it on…