This ad, I think, should work just right…

I wonder who they'll get to play Obama's next stimulus package.

Considering that this post will be the 4,556th one we've published, you can probably imagine how difficult a task this was for us. But these are some of the ones that stuck out in our minds…

Gonzalo Cordova
MoveOn.org Needs to MoveOn.org Already

Dennis DiClaudio
Booing John McCain: A Short Play

Karen Lurie
John McCain's Guide to Training Women in the Workplace

Eric March
This Fall, John McCain Dies for Our Sins. Forever. Again.

Mary Phillips-Sandy
Gutsy Half-Hour Revolt Earns One Reporter Thirty Inane Seconds with Sarah Palin

G. Xavier Robillard
Expatriate Clinton Donor Expatriates Herself to John McCain

Dylan Ris
The Following 5 Democrats and 8 Republicans Called Sarah Palin a Pig and Hate Women in General

Ethan Ris
Scofflaw Homeless People Flagrantly Vote in Ohio

Matthew Tobey
Dennis Miller Is the Tigris and Euphrates of Outrage-Incitement

David Waters
Proven Winner Ralph Nader Gives Obama Golden Political Advice

And we'd be remiss if we didn't also take note of our very early April endorsement of Alan Keyes for president.

See you all in 2009.

[W]e've been hearing the same clear message from millions of MoveOn members: Don't stop now.

Yes, please don't stop now annoying everyone with your campaigning. It's still important that you host gatherings to talk about NOTHING!

So next Thursday (11/20), we're organizing "Fired Up and Ready to Go" gatherings throughout the country.

By the way, I didn't bold any of the quotes. Whoever wrote this email is in love with the bold option button. I bet they are lobbying right now to make marriage between a man and a bold option button legal.

We'll brainstorm other ways we can work together locally to take advantage of this new opportunity for progressive change…

Moveon.org, can you step into my office for a minute. It's come to my attention that you haven't come to grips with the election's end. I know this is hard for you. I mean, people didn't even take you seriously when it was going on, and now that it's over–

Obama supporters near you still need somewhere to meet up on Thursday. Can you host a gathering in West Hempstead?

You're not listening, MoveOn.org! Please take your fingers out of your ears and stop trying to get me to donate. You know what. It's over. I'm deleting my email address, requesting a new cellphone number, and changing the locks on the door. I hope you get the help you need, MoveOn.org. I really do.

This entire thing is in no way ridiculously ripe enough to be parodied.

I thought Massachusetts was safe…

(video)

Wait a minute. It turns out that this whole thing just some sort of highly sophisticated trick from those scoundrels at MoveOn.org to make me feel bad about not voting.

Well, it worked. I feel bad.

But I'm still not voting.

Here's a video of one that, while admittedly stuffed and mounted, has some unflattering things to say about the Governor. Good thing the MoveOn.org cameras were rolling when the moose started laying it on…

The first political ad, shown on both The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, was paid for by the group MoveOn.org, which seems to be some sort of trucking industry lobby.

As the political season winds down, other networks are sure to also broadcast ads from the following third party candidates, should they raise enough cash to do so.

Ralph Nader, Independent
History Channel

Bob Barr, Libertarian Party
Home Shopping Network

Roger Calero, Socialist Worker's Party
Fox News

Cynthia McKinney, Green Party
Disney Channel

Charles O. Baldwin, Constitution Party
C-Span 6

Matthew Jay Borman, American Party
American Channel

John R. Crockford, Peace and Freedom Party
Adult Swim

See MoveOn's ad, which features Willow's Wiccasexual girlfriend (Amber Benson) from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, on the Insider.

The ad will begin airing nationally Wednesday on CNN and MSNBC, and in Ohio, Michigan and Wisconsin markets. It will run for a week at a cost of $543,000. In the ad, an actress with an infant child speaks as if she were addressing McCain, the likely Republican presidential nominee.

"Hi John McCain," she says. "This is Alex. And he's my first. So far his talents include trying any new food and chasing after our dog. That, and making my heart pound every time I look at him. And so, John McCain, when you say you would stay in Iraq for 100 years, were you counting on Alex? Because if you were, you can't have him."

How about your dog? Your kitten? Your goldfish?

Come on, lady. Let's be reasonable here. What can John McCain have? You gotta be willing to meet John McCain halfway.

MoveOn's Adam Green…

It was a mistake for Obama to go on FOX's Sunday show and treat the experience as if it was a real news interview. Democratic politicians need to understand that FOX is a Republican mouthpiece masquerading as a news outlet. When dealing with FOX, you either burn them or they will burn you… Enough. Democratic politicians, for your own benefit: stop legitimizing FOX.

And DailyKos' Markos Moulitsas…

It exposed his campaign as a bunch of liars. The Obama campaign's press show promised people that Obama would "take on" Fox News. Of course, none of that happened. That would've electrified "the left", and we know that Obama doesn't want to do anything that might make him look like a "captive" to it… What this does demonstrate, and quite clearly so, is that Obama is quite willing to score cheap political points at the expense of his base, regardless how much it might embolden the very same people that are working to demonize him to the American people.

To be fair, those were the worst of the quotes I could find, and both Green and Moulitsas both pointed out that they still support Obama's campaign and want to give birth to his babies.

But, to be not fair… the left wing progressive anarchist movement is finally being torn asunder. And all because of Fox News.

All hail Fox!