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The Best of The Daily Show's Fact-Finding Missions into the United Nations

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

With all the recent hoopla over last week's United Nations circus still fresh in people's minds and Mike Huckabee's thoughtful suggestion of floating the U.N. building over to Saudi Arabia lingering fragrantly in the air, we thought it would be a good idea to look up some of The Daily Show's best U.N. moments…

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September 23 at 5:12PM

Muammar Qaddafi's Incoherent Tirade at U.N. Prepares World for Coming of Cosmic Elders

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Did you happen to see Muammar Qaddafi's speech at the United Nations today?

What am I saying? Of course you didn't. Because if you did, you would have pressed a dull pencil into your brain after about an hour and fifteen minutes of that terrifyingly obtuse rant. And then you've have spent the remaining twenty five minutes rolling around in your own drool on the ground…

He tore up a copy of the UN charter in front of startled delegates, accused the security council of being an al-Qaida like terrorist body, called for George Bush and Tony Blair to be put on trial for the Iraq war, demanded $7.7tn in compensation for the ravages of colonialism on Africa and wondered whether swine flu was a biological weapon created in a military laboratory. At one point, he even demanded to know who was behind the killing of JFK.

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!" he bellowed at one point, while brandishing the still-bleeding severed head of Jordanian Prime Minister Nader al-Dahabi in one hand and a smoldering copy of the Necronomicon in the other. "Cthulhu fhtagn!"

Okay, that last part didn't happen. I made it up. Or at least I think I made it up. It may have happened for all I know, but, quite frankly, I was in and out of my wits for most of the speech.

Though, during one of my longer swoons, I did feel myself transported to a strange desolate cityscape marked by menacingly non-Euclidean architecture. It wasn't a hallucination. I know it wasn't a hallucination! Why won't you people believe me?!

What's that? I hear a noise at the door, as of some insane, rambling African version of Liberace. It shall not find me. The window! The window!

August 17 at 6:29PM

From the Pork Barrel: Libya's Answer to Liberace

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

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* Joe the Plumber on the patriotic virtues of beating up an old lady. That is one classy faux-plumber.

* Evil cartoon characters Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh to be animated.

* Texas schools to start teaching the Bible as part of curriculum in last ditch effort wrest idiocy title from Oklahoma.

* Have you googled "Santorum" recently?

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