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November 6 at 5:43PM

"Scozzfavaed" Enters the Political Lexicon

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Dede Scozzafava never got to  realize her goal of making it into the United States House of Representatives, which must be difficult. And I don't suppose that making it into the Urban Dictionary is much consolation…

Scozzafavaed
(Pronounced: /skoʊzəfavəd/)
-verb

1. Purged of moderation, e.g., within in a Congressional district
2. Inadvertently revealed internal chaos, e.g., within in a political party
3. Adj., Doomed due to popular support of the GOP electorate

"Dude, you see Glenn Beck talking about how our congressman supports indoctrinating us in the ways of socialism through paper money last night? We need to get him Scozzafavaed."

Could have been worse. Could have been much worse.

(via Talking Points Memo)

November 5 at 1:29PM

Colbert: John McCain Is Now President of New Jersey and Virginia

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

In light of Tuesday's elections, one thing is abundantly clear: If you want your boring local election to gain unwarranted national weight and prominence, hold it in an off year. Better yet, don't even hold it in November. Move your deputy county comptroller election to April 2011, and watch it become a bellwether referendum on the future of all carbon-based species.



After the jump, coverage of the election results continues with The Daily Show.

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November 4 at 1:02PM

The Daily Show Nails Cable News Election Panels

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

As you've now heard, in last night's two high-profile gubernatorial elections, the GOP candidates emerged victoriously in what was a clear referendum against President Obama. Meanwhile, in the closely-watched Congressional race in New York's 23rd District, voters elected a Democrat for the first time in over a century in what was a clear referendum against President Obama. Where did I acquire such keen political insight? Cable news, of course.



The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

November 4 at 10:51AM

A Huge Win for Conservatives

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

RedState's Erick Erickson on the NY-23 race

The race has now been called for Democrat Bill Owens. This is a huge win for conservatives.

That statement is a huge win for self-parody.

November 4 at 8:25AM

Conservative Candidate Achieves the Impossible in NY-23

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

When plucky arch-conservative Doug Hoffman — representing Glenn Beck's Tea Party Party –stepped into the race for New York's 23rd district, even though Republican Dede Scozzafava was already running, he was on his way to truly making history.

And, last night, he and all his supporters — including Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Michelle Malkin — achieved what many thought could not be done: They delivered the NY-23 congressional seat into Democratic hands for the first time in more than a century

Democrat Bill Owens Tuesday won New York's 23rd Congressional District, parts of which have been in Republican hands since the Civil War.

Conservative Doug Hoffman conceded shortly after midnight. With 88 percent of precincts reporting, Owens led Hoffman by nearly 4,300 votes.

What more proof do you need that the politics of divisiveness really does achieve results?

November 3 at 10:01AM

Jon Stewart Covers Indecision 2009

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

Sure everybody gets excited about the Presidential election years. And the midterms are fun too. But for the hardcore political junkie, there's nothing like the midmidterms. You can have your Senate contest, but nothing gets my blood pumping like a good old fashioned uncontested assistant district assemblyman race. Those are where the real action is.

But, if you're a casual wonk (I stopped having casual wonks after I got crabs), there are still a handful of high profile races today.



The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

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