Well, we all knew this was going to happen. We elect a Democrat and the fabric of cultural decency begins to unravel faster than you can say "comprehensive fisting lessons for kindergartners." Joe Scarborough is a Republican and even he can't resist poisoning the airwaves with wanton f-bombs.

Ten bucks says Nancy Grace does her show topless tonight.

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But honestly, who isn't? (momentary pause to see if that pissed off the Jezebels… nothing? Good.)

As we all know, judicial appointees are always a hot topic in presidential campaigns, especially for conservatives.  This season  McCain has frequently looked to boost his conservative cred by continually reminding us that he's a lot like the good conservatives of the past. For instance, he's happy to remind us time and time again that "I first entered public life as a foot soldier in the Reagan Revolution"

Cool! Hopefully that means we can look forward to a lot of judicial appointees who are into:

naked women on all fours painted to look like cows and a video of a half-dressed man cavorting with a sexually aroused farm animal. (LA Times)

That should make for some pretty swinging decisions. And best of all, it gives us another opportunity to post this picture!

I have no idea what the secret directory name was referenced in the article, but if anyone knows, please please please tell us.

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