Fourth of July weekend is now over, and this year's fireworks mishaps are but a distant memory. But just because your thumbs have been reattached and you've been discharged from the ICU doesn't mean the patriotic fun has to end just yet. Let's keep the party going with this collection of The Colbert Report's best America moments.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

As the world celebrates America's birthday, it's the perfect time to immerse oneself in the heroism of a man who's not afraid to shove his patriotism into America's collective orifice like a big piece of birthday cake. And that's why we're bringing you The Colbert Report's Top 25 AmericErotic PatrioPhilia Clips for Producing JingOrgasms. Here now are the top five (and here are the previous lists):

#5. The Colbert Report: Better Know a Founder – Ben Franklin
Stephen sits down with one of our nation's foundingest fathers, Ben Franklin.

#4. The Colbert Report: Captain America's Shield
The only man who Captain America believed has the red, white and blue balls to carry his shield? Stephen Colbert.

#3. The Colbert Report: The Roots
The Roots rock the Star-Spangled Banner.

#2. The Colbert Report: Shout Out! – Task Force Centaur
Stephen and his audience recite the Pledge of Allegiance in front of a flag flown from a Black Hawk helicopter by U.S. troops in Afghanistan during a combat mission called "Beef Hammer."

#1. Two clips for the price of one — that's the American way! Stephen announces he's running for president…

…on The Daily Show:

…and on The Colbert Report:

Happy Birthday, America!

Here at Indecision, we spend all of our time immersed in the political scene — you know, policy this, wonk that. And we think it shows.

Sometimes, though, this kind of myopia causes us to miss major pop culture happenings. But we were very excited to hear there's a movie out this weekend that honors a Founding Father, prominent patriot and historical figure in our political history.

Way to go, Hollywood! If the first dude to sign the Declaration of Independence doesn't deserve a biopic, we don't know who does!

(On a related note…)

As the world celebrates America's birthday, it's the perfect time to immerse oneself in the heroism of a man who's not afraid to shove his patriotism into America's collective orifice like a big piece of birthday cake. And that's why we're bringing you The Colbert Report's Top 25 AmericErotic PatrioPhilia Clips for Producing JingOrgasms. We'll be rolling five clips out every day till July 4th. Here now are the next five (and here are the previous lists):

#10. The Colbert Report: Better Know a Challenger Exclusive – New York's 19th – John Hall
Stephen sings the Star-Spangled Banner with Rep. John Hall.

#9. The Colbert Report: Independence Park
Stephen tries to tongue the crack of Liberty.

#8. The Colbert Report: Obama's Lapel
Find out where a true patriot wears his flag pin.

#7. The Colbert Report: Used Flag Offer
Stephen has wrapped himself in each and every one of his used flags.

#6. The Colbert Report: Flag Day
What other host gives out flags and Bibles to his audience?

As the world celebrates America's birthday, it's the perfect time to immerse oneself in the heroism of a man who's not afraid to shove his patriotism into America's collective orifice like a big piece of birthday cake. And that's why we're bringing you The Colbert Report's Top 25 AmericErotic PatrioPhilia Clips for Producing JingOrgasms. We'll be rolling five clips out every day till July 4th. Here now are the next five (and here are the previous ten):

#15. The Colbert Report: National Anthem in Philly
Stephen sings the Star-Spangled Banner with John Legend.

#14. The Colbert Report: Eagle Porn
Stephen shows Stephen Jr. two eagles going at it — American style!

#13. The Colbert Report: Difference Makers – Tim Donnelly
Difference Maker Tim Donnelly rallies 100 citizens to sing the national anthem — in English.

#12. The Colbert Report: Colbert Cruise – Write Off
The theme of this Colbert Cruise: The Fight to Take Back America! Morals and Family on the High Seas

#11. The Colbert Report: Smokin' Pole – The Fight for Arctic Riches
Stephen makes the theme to "Hockey Night in Canada" as American as possible.

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