Indecision Forever » Patriotism http://www.indecisionforever.com Indecision Forever blog Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:00:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5.2 en hourly 1 Stephen Colbert's Megamerican Tribute to America http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/07/06/stephen-colberts-megamerican-tribute-to-america/?xrs= http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/07/06/stephen-colberts-megamerican-tribute-to-america/#comments Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:36:16 +0000 Matt Tobey http://blog.indecisionforever.com/?p=14124 Fourth of July weekend is now over, and this year's fireworks mishaps are but a distant memory. But just because your thumbs have been reattached and you've been discharged from the ICU doesn't mean the patriotic fun has to end just yet. Let's keep the party going with this collection of The Colbert Report's best America moments.



The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

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#5. The Colbert Report: Better Know a Founder – Ben Franklin
Stephen sits down with one of our nation's foundingest fathers, Ben Franklin.

#4. The Colbert Report: Captain America's Shield
The only man who Captain America believed has the red, white and blue balls to carry his shield? Stephen Colbert.

#3. The Colbert Report: The Roots
The Roots rock the Star-Spangled Banner.

#2. The Colbert Report: Shout Out! – Task Force Centaur
Stephen and his audience recite the Pledge of Allegiance in front of a flag flown from a Black Hawk helicopter by U.S. troops in Afghanistan during a combat mission called "Beef Hammer."

#1. Two clips for the price of one — that's the American way! Stephen announces he's running for president…

…on The Daily Show:

…and on The Colbert Report:

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]]> http://www.indecisionforever.com/2008/07/04/the-worlds-independence-day/feed/ 5 And Then There's… Hancock http://www.indecisionforever.com/2008/07/03/and-then-thereshancock/?xrs= http://www.indecisionforever.com/2008/07/03/and-then-thereshancock/#comments Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:00:24 +0000 TheInDecider http://blog.indecision2008.com/?p=3637 Here at Indecision, we spend all of our time immersed in the political scene — you know, policy this, wonk that. And we think it shows.

Sometimes, though, this kind of myopia causes us to miss major pop culture happenings. But we were very excited to hear there's a movie out this weekend that honors a Founding Father, prominent patriot and historical figure in our political history.

Way to go, Hollywood! If the first dude to sign the Declaration of Independence doesn't deserve a biopic, we don't know who does!

(On a related note…)

]]> http://www.indecisionforever.com/2008/07/03/and-then-thereshancock/feed/ 4 The Colbert Report's Top 25 AmericErotic PatrioPhilia Clips for Producing JingOrgasms, #10-#6 http://www.indecisionforever.com/2008/07/03/the-colbert-reports-top-25-americerotic-patriophilia-clips-for-producing-jingorgasms-10-6/?xrs= http://www.indecisionforever.com/2008/07/03/the-colbert-reports-top-25-americerotic-patriophilia-clips-for-producing-jingorgasms-10-6/#comments Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:38:13 +0000 TheInDecider http://blog.indecision2008.com/?p=3618 As the world celebrates America's birthday, it's the perfect time to immerse oneself in the heroism of a man who's not afraid to shove his patriotism into America's collective orifice like a big piece of birthday cake. And that's why we're bringing you The Colbert Report's Top 25 AmericErotic PatrioPhilia Clips for Producing JingOrgasms. We'll be rolling five clips out every day till July 4th. Here now are the next five (and here are the previous lists):

#10. The Colbert Report: Better Know a Challenger Exclusive – New York's 19th – John Hall
Stephen sings the Star-Spangled Banner with Rep. John Hall.

#9. The Colbert Report: Independence Park
Stephen tries to tongue the crack of Liberty.

#8. The Colbert Report: Obama's Lapel
Find out where a true patriot wears his flag pin.

#7. The Colbert Report: Used Flag Offer
Stephen has wrapped himself in each and every one of his used flags.

#6. The Colbert Report: Flag Day
What other host gives out flags and Bibles to his audience?

]]> http://www.indecisionforever.com/2008/07/03/the-colbert-reports-top-25-americerotic-patriophilia-clips-for-producing-jingorgasms-10-6/feed/ 1 The Colbert Report's Top 25 AmericErotic PatrioPhilia Clips for Producing JingOrgasms, #15-#11 http://www.indecisionforever.com/2008/07/02/the-colbert-reports-top-25-americerotic-patriophilia-clips-for-producing-jingorgasms-15-11/?xrs= http://www.indecisionforever.com/2008/07/02/the-colbert-reports-top-25-americerotic-patriophilia-clips-for-producing-jingorgasms-15-11/#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:22:43 +0000 TheInDecider http://blog.indecision2008.com/?p=3614 As the world celebrates America's birthday, it's the perfect time to immerse oneself in the heroism of a man who's not afraid to shove his patriotism into America's collective orifice like a big piece of birthday cake. And that's why we're bringing you The Colbert Report's Top 25 AmericErotic PatrioPhilia Clips for Producing JingOrgasms. We'll be rolling five clips out every day till July 4th. Here now are the next five (and here are the previous ten):

#15. The Colbert Report: National Anthem in Philly
Stephen sings the Star-Spangled Banner with John Legend.

#14. The Colbert Report: Eagle Porn
Stephen shows Stephen Jr. two eagles going at it — American style!

#13. The Colbert Report: Difference Makers – Tim Donnelly
Difference Maker Tim Donnelly rallies 100 citizens to sing the national anthem — in English.

#12. The Colbert Report: Colbert Cruise – Write Off
The theme of this Colbert Cruise: The Fight to Take Back America! Morals and Family on the High Seas

#11. The Colbert Report: Smokin' Pole – The Fight for Arctic Riches
Stephen makes the theme to "Hockey Night in Canada" as American as possible.

VIEW CLIPS #10 -#6

]]> http://www.indecisionforever.com/2008/07/02/the-colbert-reports-top-25-americerotic-patriophilia-clips-for-producing-jingorgasms-15-11/feed/ 1 The Colbert Report's Top 25 AmericErotic PatrioPhilia Clips for Producing JingOrgasms, #20-#16 http://www.indecisionforever.com/2008/07/01/the-colbert-reports-top-25-americerotic-patriophilia-clips-for-producing-jingorgasms-20-16/?xrs= http://www.indecisionforever.com/2008/07/01/the-colbert-reports-top-25-americerotic-patriophilia-clips-for-producing-jingorgasms-20-16/#comments Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:54:07 +0000 TheInDecider http://blog.indecision2008.com/?p=3602 As the world celebrates America's birthday, it's the perfect time to immerse oneself in the heroism of a man who's not afraid to shove his patriotism into America's collective orifice like a big piece of birthday cake. And that's why we're bringing you The Colbert Report's Top 25 AmericErotic PatrioPhilia Clips for Producing JingOrgasms. We'll be rolling five clips out every day till July 4th. Here now are the next five (and here are the previous five):

#20. The Colbert Report: World Baseball Classic
Stephen explains how a win for Japan in the World Baseball Classic is a win for America. USA! USA!

#19. The Colbert Report: Toby Keith
Toby Keith tells Stephen he'll put a bald-headed eagle up Hollywood's ass before he gets broken.

#18. The Colbert Report: Huckabee's Still In It!
Mike Huckabee thinks he can score with Texas, and Stephen accepts his challenge. Game on!

#17. The Colbert Report: The Word – English
The Star-Spangled Banner in Spanish? Next thing you know they'll be translating the Bible. God wrote it in English for a reason.

#16. The Colbert Report: I Am America
Stephen has a dream…that you will buy his book.

VIEW CLIPS #15 – #11

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25. The Colbert Report: Fract – The American Flag
Which flag is the most popular flag in all 50 states?

24. The Colbert Report: Jan Schakowsky
Eat it, Kobayashi! When an American wins a hot dog eating contest, it strengthens every patriot's gut

23. The Colbert Report: Difference Makers – Nitro Girl
Nitro Girl is a statue that embodies the classic trifecta of patriotism — height, sexiness and, of course, nitrogen.

22. The Colbert Report: Flagburning
Is there no one who loves our flag enough to burn one just to remind us how horrible flagburning is?

21. The Colbert Report: Big Loud Flag
What is more patriotic than a businessman, at his Las Vegas Hummer dealership, standing before a giant American flag at sunrise? Stephen's big loud flag!

VIEW CLIPS #20 – #16

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The Official Website of America doesn't let us forget what we're fighting for — Old Hickory, friendly people, hamburger…and of course, MIDI Springsteen!
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