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Politibit: Michelle Buteau – John McCain's Personality

TheInDecider — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:57:26 +0000

If you'd been at the Crash Mansion bar and performance place in New York City last week, you'd already know what the one thing that's dryer that McCain's personality is.*

*Hint – it's obscene.

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PolitiBits: Jeff Dunham on Florida

TheInDecider — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:37:53 +0000

Walter liked what happened in Florida in 2000 so much he named his grandson Dangling Chad.

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PolitiBits: John Fugelsang on Hillary Clinton

TheInDecider — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:16:13 +0000

John Fugelsang doesn't think anyone could be dumb enough to think that Hillary Clinton represents change.

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PolitiBits: Susie Essman

TheInDecider — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:24:23 +0000

Susie Essman says the whole election cycle is one gigantic musical comedy.

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PolitiBits: Jeffrey Ross

TheInDecider — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:31:03 +0000

When Hillary Clinton said, "I'm in it to win it," Jeffrey Ross wanted to hit it:

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PolitiBits: Dan Cummins

TheInDecider — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:34:50 +0000

He'd make the Bible illegal and his slogan would be, "If we can't kill rednecks, let's make them want to leave."

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PolitiBits: Eugene Mirman, Part 2

TheInDecider — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:39:54 +0000

No more half-kicking ass, 'cause that just confuses people. Let's blow up Delaware.

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PolitiBits: Michael Ian Black

TheInDecider — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 17:44:53 +0000

The 3rd Congressional Race in Indiana is really heating up to be a nail-biter.

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PolitiBits: Shaun Majumder

TheInDecider — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:22:15 +0000

Shaun wants the black guy to win.

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PolitiBits: Lavell Crawford

TheInDecider — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:13:46 +0000

The Boston Red Sox won, and now it's time for a black president.

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