In the spirit of Chuck Norris, here is a collection of facts about Sarah Palin from some of the folks from Redstate.com:

• Sarah Palin’s brain is three times the size of Joe Biden’s. It’s science.
• Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.
• Sarah Palin’s presence in the lower 48 means the Arctic ice cap can finally return.
• Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it’s in their interest to jump into the boat.
• The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin’s eys.
• Sarah Palin is the “other” whom Yoda spoke about.
• Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him.
• Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
• Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable optic blasts slaughter everyone.
• Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man’s body.

Read the rest of the list at palinfacts.com.