As we're sure you already know — being the cut-out Halloween mask aficionado that you are — the Huffington Post was super-nice enough to provide everyone with free, downloadable, last minute Halloween costumes of Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Rod Blagojevich and Kanye West, the most important people in American culture.

And that got us thinking: Maybe we should also give back to society in a similar fashion. And that's just what we did.

So, here's an even last-minuter Halloween costume: Behold the Arianna Huffington Halloween mask.

And the best part is, it's totally homeopathic!

Just dilute this mask in eleven million parts water, drink it down, and you're ready to go Trick or Treating!

It's fun and good for your chakra.

Can I get this framed? I think it'll look really good in my rumpus room…

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Did you get to watch Captain Blago on the The Daily Show last night? Well, what was shown on air was only scratching the surface at what was actually filmed.

Here's the full story…

Part 1

Parts 2 and 3 after the jump.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

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Look, I understand. You're all hyped up to watch your hero Rod Blagojevich on the Daily Show on Thursday night, but you've invited these 29 or 30 people over to your place that night, and you have no idea how you can a) keep them sufficiently engaged in the interview so that they all just shut up, and b) find some means to enhance your ability to hang on every single word that comes out of the former governor's mouth.

I've got just what you need…

Just print out copies for all 29 or 30 of your friends, turn up the volume fall into a world full of Blagojevich.

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

Sometimes you wake up in a good mood, only to discover that a lawnmower is destined to run over your foot by sundown. Other days, you wake up angry at the cat that's screaming outside your window, and then you find out that the funniest/corruptiest politician since Boss Tweed is gonna be on The Daily Show.

Guess which day today is.

Yep, Rod Blagojevich — the Guinness World Record holder for politician most unanimously ejected from office* — will be sitting down to discuss… well, who the hell knows what, with Jon Stewart on Thursday night.

Will this be the greatest moment in Daily Show history? I don't wanna sound hyperbolic, so I'm just gonna say yes!

It's hard to believe it's been less than a year since this guy hit the national stage. Remember way back in early December of '08, when we all actually used to stumble over how to pronounce that guy's name? (I mean, seriously, "Rod"?) Ah, such innocence.

Let's take a quick bus ride down Memory Boulevard with the first ever time that name stumbled from Jon Stewart's lips…

The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.

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^{* This might maybe not be true.}

Things aren't looking good for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid in 2010…

A new poll of Nevadans shows Reid losing to either of two potential Republican challengers. He trails Danny Tarkanian 49-38, and is behind Sue Lowden 45-40. That follows a survey conducted in May that offered similarly dispiriting results for the senator. At that time, a plurality of the state — 45 percent — said they'd "definitely" vote to replace Reid.

This hardly seems fair. Nevadarians sure are fickle, aren't they?

I mean, he's obviously been working his ass off to stay just as ineffective as he's always been. Is it his fault that now he's the leader of the super-majority in the Senate? Of course, under those kinds of circumstances, his effectiveness will increase ever-so-slightly. It'd be impossible to make it otherwise.

But look at the job he's been doing? He's already caved to pressure from the President to not reprimand Joe Lieberman at all. He's backed down after fifteen minutes of bluster over letting a disgraced governor seat a U.S. Senator for money. And now — his a coup de grace — he's allowing his own party to bitterly divide itself and be led around by completely fabricated Republican talking points.

The guy is pretty much supernaturally ineffective! What more do you want from him, Nevada?