On last night's Daily Show, Congressman Ron Paul returned to the show to discuss his new book, End the Fed. I don't know about you, but I find it so refreshing to see a politician at the national level who speaks for those of us who know the Moon landing was an inside job and understand that America cannot prosper until we privatize the Sun.

After the jump, you can watch Ron Paul's previous appearance on The Daily Show as well as a classic music video from his wife Ru.

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Don't look now, but Ron Paul — Texas congressperson, former presidential candidate, libertarian about town — will be sitting down with Jon Stewart on The Daily Show next Tuesday, September 29th to discuss his new book End the Fed.

Here he is the last time he was on the show, back in June of 2007, when the Ron Paul Revolution was only just beginning to rage…

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What are libertarians? What values do they hold dear? What do they want out of life? What do they like to eat? Why is it that they can see a pentangle on the palm of their next victim when the full moon shines? Am I maybe confusing libertarians with werewolves?

The Daily Show investigates…

April 27, 2005: Fire Hazard

More after the jump.

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* David Shuster freaks out over bald spot being shown on-air. Because his perfect hair was the only thing seperating him from all those cable news hacks.

* Bill O'Reilly is 10 times smarter at math than 1/10th of a rock.

* Rand Paul — son of Ron Paul — expected to announce plans to run for U.S. Senate. But can he match his father's hot winning streak?

* Sarah Palin could be getting her own syndicated talk radio show! Well, her own syndicated random-word-utterance radio show?

* The Onion: Ordinary Americans respond to Sarah Palin leaving office.

* Smartest guy in the world to Congress: "Keep your government hands off my Medicare."

* This is how you pull off a real birther grift.

Ron Paul fans, it seems, are finally taking the rest of the world's advice and fucking themselves…

The Republican congressman from Texas, whose libertarian insurgency enlivened the 2008 presidential race, is the inspiration behind the new Web dating service RonPaulSingles.com. "We put the LOVE in Revolution," the site proclaims.

Yes, you just read that. And now you're going to read it again. Because, well, you don't often get to read sentences that awesome…

The Republican congressman… is the inspiration behind the new Web dating service RonPaulSingles.com.

Did you get that? A Ron Paul-inspired dating site. A place on the Internet where young people can go to meet like-minded anarchists, smoke some pot with one another while lamenting its illegality, trade stories of Black Block protesting, talk lovingly about a 73-year-old doctor who does not believe in evolution but does believe that George Bush planted bombs in the World Trade Center, and then have sexual intercourse. That is now a thing that exists in the world in which you live!

"I never thought I'd speak to crowds of 5,000 college kids chanting 'End the Fed' and burning Federal Reserve notes, so I guess nothing surprises me that much anymore," Paul wrote to [some reporter or something]. "I suppose it's all about Freedom bringing people together — spiritually, politically, and now, romantically… And, I've always been sympathetic to the slogan 'make love, not war.'"

First of all, puke.

Second of all, you do realize that in 3.2 million years, when squid-people biologists manage to pinpoint the exact moment when the species Homo Libertarius branched off from the human race, it'll be attributed to the fossilized remains of that website, don't you?

Don't act all surprised. Come on, admit it. You knew somewhere deep down in your heart of hearts that Ron Paul must be a Truther…

Interviewer Girl: Why don't you come out about the truth about 9/11?

Ron Paul: Because I can't handle the controversy. I have the IMF, the Federal Reserve to deal with… I just have too many things on my plate. Because, uh, I just have to much to do.

There you go. You heard it right from the congressman himself. He's just got too much on his plate right now. But if he were a little less busy, he'd be out there spreading "the truth about 9/11" alongside the nice people who posted the video.

Hopefully, after that, he'll find the time in his schedule to come out about the truth about Apollo 11.

And then, maybe, the truth about Ocean's 11*?

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^{*When will all you sheeple accept that, while the first film in that series is well-crafted, pop, escapist fun, it pales in comparison to the third film, Ocean's 13, which features a much more complex plot and better-drawn character relationships? Wake up!!!}