After the jump, you can watch Ron Paul's previous appearance on The Daily Show as well as a classic music video from his wife Ru.

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Here he is the last time he was on the show, back in June of 2007, when the Ron Paul Revolution was only just beginning to rage…

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The Daily Show investigates…

April 27, 2005: Fire Hazard

More after the jump.

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March 16, 2004: Interview – John Stossel

June 4, 2007: Interview – Ron Paul

February 19, 2003: Banned Aid

June 7, 2005: Guns for Tots Revisited

October 21, 2008: Interview – Christopher Buckley

July 26, 2005: Summer of the Backpack

June 5, 2000: Interview – Penn and Teller*

^{* Okay, so they don't really talk about libertarianism in this clip, but they're pretty much the most vocal libertarians in entertainment, so it seemed wrong to leave them off the list.}

* David Shuster freaks out over bald spot being shown on-air. Because his perfect hair was the only thing seperating him from all those cable news hacks.

* Bill O'Reilly is 10 times smarter at math than 1/10th of a rock.

* Rand Paul — son of Ron Paul — expected to announce plans to run for U.S. Senate. But can he match his father's hot winning streak?

* Sarah Palin could be getting her own syndicated talk radio show! Well, her own syndicated random-word-utterance radio show?

* The Onion: Ordinary Americans respond to Sarah Palin leaving office.

* Smartest guy in the world to Congress: "Keep your government hands off my Medicare."

* This is how you pull off a real birther grift.

The Republican congressman from Texas, whose libertarian insurgency enlivened the 2008 presidential race, is the inspiration behind the new Web dating service RonPaulSingles.com. "We put the LOVE in Revolution," the site proclaims.

Yes, you just read that. And now you're going to read it again. Because, well, you don't often get to read sentences that awesome…

The Republican congressman… is the inspiration behind the new Web dating service RonPaulSingles.com.

Did you get that? A Ron Paul-inspired dating site. A place on the Internet where young people can go to meet like-minded anarchists, smoke some pot with one another while lamenting its illegality, trade stories of Black Block protesting, talk lovingly about a 73-year-old doctor who does not believe in evolution but does believe that George Bush planted bombs in the World Trade Center, and then have sexual intercourse. That is now a thing that exists in the world in which you live!

"I never thought I'd speak to crowds of 5,000 college kids chanting 'End the Fed' and burning Federal Reserve notes, so I guess nothing surprises me that much anymore," Paul wrote to [some reporter or something]. "I suppose it's all about Freedom bringing people together — spiritually, politically, and now, romantically… And, I've always been sympathetic to the slogan 'make love, not war.'"

First of all, puke.

Second of all, you do realize that in 3.2 million years, when squid-people biologists manage to pinpoint the exact moment when the species Homo Libertarius branched off from the human race, it'll be attributed to the fossilized remains of that website, don't you?

Interviewer Girl: Why don't you come out about the truth about 9/11?

Ron Paul: Because I can't handle the controversy. I have the IMF, the Federal Reserve to deal with… I just have too many things on my plate. Because, uh, I just have to much to do.

There you go. You heard it right from the congressman himself. He's just got too much on his plate right now. But if he were a little less busy, he'd be out there spreading "the truth about 9/11" alongside the nice people who posted the video.

Hopefully, after that, he'll find the time in his schedule to come out about the truth about Apollo 11.

And then, maybe, the truth about Ocean's 11*?

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^{*When will all you sheeple accept that, while the first film in that series is well-crafted, pop, escapist fun, it pales in comparison to the third film, Ocean's 13, which features a much more complex plot and better-drawn character relationships? Wake up!!!}

He said that he believes that the U.S. Constitution gives the fifty states the right to legalize hemp production or marijuana. He said the issue was a matter of personal liberty but added that drug users should not be entitled to government-funded treatment if they abuse legalized drugs.

Not in a free market America, they shouldn't. That would make them a burden on society. Instead, they should seek treatment on reality television, where their struggles can be put to good use entertaining fellow drug users.

"If drugs are legal and people misuse them, then they do it at their own risk," he said. Bottom line, said Paul: "I do trust individuals to make their own decisions."

And that's when everybody listening to him realized that Ron Paul has never met anybody who has ever been on drugs ever.

I'm in favor of legalizing — or at least regulating — a lot of drugs, particularly marijuana. But I won't even trust my pothead friends to make decisions concerning the CD player most of the time.*

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* There's only so many times you can hear that same fucking Morcheeba album before your views start skewing toward totalitarian control of the stereo.

And He shall be called Rand Paul. And He shall run for U.S. Senate in Kentucky. And He shall have gloriously curly locks of salt-and-pepper hair that shall drip with the oil that shall fuel a libertarian uprising!

And Rachel Maddow scored an interview with Him last night.

(You'll have to wade through some not-completely un-entertaining stuff involving Roberta McCain, Rush Limbaugh and Charlie Crist, but the Rand Paul interview begins at around the 3:15 mark.)

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Listen to Rand Paul's voice. Look into his eyes. Now, I don't wanna sound like some totally insane crazy nut job — no offense, Ron Paul supporters, no offense! — but I suspect that Rand Paul is, in fact, just a slow-aging clone of his father Ron.

You know, like Boba was to Jango.

If that's the case, then we really need to listen to what he says. He possesses knowledge that we can only dream about! And he might own a jet pack.

He also lays blame for our current financial mess at the feet of John Maynard Keynes and warns that the U.S. dollar may be experiencing its last fitful sussurations…

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For all I know, Paul is right. I can't even pretend to have any idea what's going on with anything concerning economics.

As a matter of fact, until just now, I thought John Maynard Keynes was Steely Dan's rhythm guitarist on their Two Against Nature tour back in '00.

I guess when the house is on fire, it's kind of incumbent upon you to let your crazy uncle out of the attic.

Dr. Paul hits it at around 4:20 (like a large contingent of his supporters)…