Turns out she's quitting her job to help Gov. Mark Sanford hunt down the South Carolina serial killer. Oh, and because the press is mean (but that's a given)…

In light of recent unfortunate events, it seems as though Sarah Palin has decided to rethink her views on Thanksgiving…

Last Thanksgiving I got so drunk on those martinis, I ended up puking all over the dining room table.

When I was finished, the scene was oddly evocative of the very first Thanksgiving.

Right after the Pilgrims slaughtered the Wampanoag.

…for now…

Congratulations to Ms. Palin for getting her vlog picked up by 23/6.

The entire country is proud of you.

I watched with the volume all the way down and I thought it was hilarious.

Again, I didn't hear a word she said, but the visual was spot on.

Governor Palin prepares for the big questions from the press…

Q: What is the function of the Federal Reserve?

A: Beauty pageant, good times, basketball, fun, trophy, Todd, Bristol, hockey mom, hockey mom, reformer, maverick, hockey mom, hockey mom, Bristol, Levi, Levi, John McCain, reformer, hockey mom.

Totally nailed it.