Sean Hannity
November 5 at 1:29PM
In light of Tuesday's elections, one thing is abundantly clear: If you want your boring local election to gain unwarranted national weight and prominence, hold it in an off year. Better yet, don't even hold it in November. Move your deputy county comptroller election to April 2011, and watch it become a bellwether referendum on the future of all carbon-based species.
After the jump, coverage of the election results continues with The Daily Show.
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November 5 at 11:06AM
As a expatriate Philadelphian, I thought I couldn't possibly be any more disgusted after having to endure last night's game (and its aftermath) in the middle of Queens.
I was wrong…
If there's one thing that could bring Keith Olbermann and Sean Hannity together (apart from the occasional CNN-bashing), it's baseball…
Olbermann wrote about the game on his MLBlog, where he said of Hannity, "And lastly, a reminder that baseball does erase boundaries. The guy I'm taking a photo of, who's taking a photo of me – we get along perfectly at the ballpark – less so during our day jobs."
Sean Hannity and Keith Olbermann: big, big Yankees fans. That pretty much says it all.
Now, if you'll excuse me, this bowl of sour grapes isn't going to eat itself.
November 4 at 1:02PM
As you've now heard, in last night's two high-profile gubernatorial elections, the GOP candidates emerged victoriously in what was a clear referendum against President Obama. Meanwhile, in the closely-watched Congressional race in New York's 23rd District, voters elected a Democrat for the first time in over a century in what was a clear referendum against President Obama. Where did I acquire such keen political insight? Cable news, of course.
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October 30 at 10:17AM
On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart did a lengthy segment about the Obama Administration's so-called "war on Fox News," and the network's assertion that they only broadcast actual news nine hours per day. It's sort of like how Cat Fancy magazine is really only 35% about cats, and the rest is paranoid fear-mongering. Or how when you go to Yankee Candle Company, nine of the shelves have candles and the other 15 have t-shirts with Obama wearing a Hitler mustache. It's called diversifying.
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August 25 at 6:17PM
* Sean Hannity is awaiting a very important message from the invisible daddy person who lives in a magic castle in the sky. How important is it? Let's just say that we may all have to get used to using the phrase "President Horrible."
* Unfortunately, the invisible daddy person who lives in a magic castle in the sky is busy jotting down death wishes for the president from this guy.
* The Wall Street Journal and Digg double team Timothy Geithner.
* U.S. Chamber of Commerce preparing to sue Global Warming for being too based-on-real-science-y. (Spoiler Alert: This will work out well.)
* Can you believe it's been a whole 400 years since Galileo gave us the telescope? It feels like it was just 372 years ago.
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