Of all the people who oppose Texas seceding from the union, it seems like potential illegal Mexican immigrants would be most annoyed. It's hard enough to sneak across one border to get to the US, but two is just cruel. It's almost not even worth illegally immigrating at that point. On the other hand, Stephen Colbert thinks Texas seceding is a great idea.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm /10:30c.

Well, I'm convinced. Texas leaving the United States sounds like just about the most patriotic thing they could possibly do. It certainly would be the best thing they've done for the country in a long, long time.

How exactly do we go about making this official?