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Strictly speaking, this the whole Roman Polanski fiasco shouldn't be a issue of any political importance — God knows, you'd never catch our government legislating sexual matters — but now that "Bernard Kouchner, the French Foreign Minister, revealed that he had written to Hillary Clinton, the US Secretary of State, to call for the release of the director," which is ridiculous, I'm taking that as the go-ahead sign for me to be equally ridiculous.

So, Thaddeus Russell, writing for The Daily Beast, just wrote a thought-provoking article that puts us in mind of an age-old question concerning sexuality that's of particular interest lately: At what age is a person emotionally mature enough to get raped by Roman Polanski?

Hmmmm…

Most often my [female undergraduate] students argued that sexual relations between an adult and a child (whom some defined as anyone under 18, some under 16, and others as the "emotionally immature") necessarily involved the manipulation of the weak by the powerful, which was wrong.

But then, I asked, why was it acceptable for adults to cajole and at times physically force children to play sports, wear hipster t-shirts, attend church, wash the dishes, listen to "good" music, obey authority figures, or, as the president of the United States told them directly, to take responsibility for "nothing less than the future of this country"?

That's a kind of interesting point. Why is it that I'm allowed to force my barely pubescent daughter to do her chores and finish her homework, but Roman Polanski's not allowed to force her to take drugs and have anal sex with him? Is American culture still so perversely puritanical that it can't see the inherent hypocrisy in that?

Though, to be fair, Russell is drawing a distinction between "having sex with a child" and "raping a child," because, okay, let's draw that distinction for some reason…

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Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has just come into possession of a 10-page letter from the U.S. Embassy in Afghanistan. Apparently, the situation over there has really deteriorated and is becoming seriously dangerous.

No, not on the streets or in the hills. Inside the U.S. Embassy…

Guards hired by the State Department to protect diplomats and staff at the U.S. Embassy in Afghanistan live and work in a "Lord of the Flies" environment in which they are subjected to hazing and other inappropriate behavior by supervisors, a government oversight group charged Tuesday…

The message described scenes of abuse including guards and supervisors urinating on people and "threats and intimidation from those leaders participating in this activity."

Photographs show guards and supervisors in various stages of nudity at parties that took place from the housing of other supervisors.

Whoa! That sounds cah-razy!

I have a feeling Bill Clinton might be dispatched on another "diplomatic mission."

* This Modern World looks at the new president's "Fierce Urgency of Maybe Someday."

* Sean Hannity asks expert pundit Miss California to explain opposite health care reform.

* This is what town hall meetings were like back on the frontier. Except slightly more dangerous.

* I wonder what Bill Clinton thinks that Hillary Clinton thinks about what Bill Clinton thinks about all this.

The other day Secretary of State Hillary Clinton decided to have some fun with the gang in North Korea, because as everyone knows, improv comedy is the international language of diplomacy.

So Hillary starts the scene with a classic zinger: "Hey, Pyongyang, you're a bunch of juvenile attention whores!" (I think she learned that one at UCB.)

Throw it back, North Korea, and don't step on the laugh…

[A North Korean Foreign Ministry spokesman] called Clinton "by no means intelligent" and a "funny lady."

"Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping," the statement said.

Ahahahahahaha! The ol' "pensioner going shopping" line, that always kills. Well played, North Korean Foreign Ministry standup spokesman.

Let's be realistic, though. All of this will be a lot less funny when they launch the nuclear rubber chickens.