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Barack Obama Finally Endorses Tila Tequila!

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy


Time's Karen Tumulty reports from the tank, where Famous Barack Obama has been signing autographs for his loyal Obamedia pals. And that's not all…

Obama posed for group photos on the tarmac with reporters, the motorcade drivers and the advance staff. As we posed, Obama told us all to say: "Tequila!"

Barack Obama may or may not be drunk already. But I'm pretty sure this means he's endorsing Tila Tequila's candidacy for Congress in 2010.

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