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August 15 at 11:30AM

Shocking Development! Jerome Corsi, Author of Factually-Challenged Anti-Obama Screed, Also Racist Piece of Shit

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Who could'a saw this one coming?

It seems that Jerome Corsi — author of that modern classic of the swiftboat genre: The Obama Nation — is taking time away from his busy schedule of making shit up to do some press for his new book. And, as well as making an appearance on Hannity & Colmes (of course), he's also going on

Wait for it…

…The Political Cesspool, an overtly racist, anti-Semitic radio show hosted by self-avowed white nationalist James Edwards.

Corsi was interviewed on the Cesspool on July 20 and is scheduled to appear again this Sunday, August 17, joining a recent guest roster that has included Christian Identity pastor Pete Peters, Holocaust denier Mark Weber and former Klan boss David Duke.

Aw, man, this must be a nightmare for the Obama people. Not only are they gonna lose votes from hardcore conservatives who fill up their shelves with "books" "written" by "people" like Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity and Michelle Malkin, but now they're gonna lose the racist white trash vote?!

Not the coveted racist white trash vote!! Noooo!!!!! I thought Obama had that one locked up.

What's next? Is he gonna lose the weak-minded conspiracy theorist who will believe absolutely anything vote?

Oh, look. Here's a video hiding after the jump. I wonder what it has to say…

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June 19 at 11:53AM

Swiftboat Veterans For Abstinence

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

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Join former United States Senate Pages Dylan and Ethan Ris as they bring you the dish on not just the presidential race but all the exciting triumphs and disgraces inside, outside, and below the Beltway!

Swiftboatin' USA! The Federal Election Commission may claim that the winners of the 2004 Presidential Election were George W. Bush, who got 51% of the vote, and Dick Cheney, who won four more years of government health care and a complementary round of The Most Dangerous Game.

But anyone who was following the campaign knows that the true winner in November 2004 was the "527" group Swift Boat Veterans For Truth, who convinced the American public that Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) had not slaughtered nearly enough Cambodians to be trusted with the Presidency.

Well good news for fans of the Swift Boat Vets: The PR firm that invented them, Creative Response Concepts, has launched a new organization called Parents For Truth — an "abstinence-only" lobbying group!

Parents For Truth is chaired by Valerie Huber, whose previous contribution to the "abstinence-only" movement was getting suspended from the Ohio Department of Health for steering a state contract to an anti-gay group that had her on the payroll. Now she'll be responsible for disseminating videos like this one, which remind America's youth that, after pre-marital sex, the greatest threat to our democracy is bad acting and a horrible synth underscore.

Now, the Pages are aware that a Congressional study showed that abstinence-only education has been roughly as successful as Professor Cornel West's rap career, but we are still holding out hope that the programs will continue. In fact, we readily volunteer the prestigious Senate Page School as a testing ground, and we nominate Sen. David Vitter (R-LA) as the instructor! Vitter may not have set a great example while he was nailing a New Orleans prostitute, but his life these days is all about abstinence as far as Mrs. David Vitter is concerned!

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