Do you remember a thousand million years ago, in 2008, back before racism had been completely eradicated and replaced with reverse-racism?

Back when protesting against the government was the most disgusting depraved un-American thing you could possibly do instead of the most patriotic awesome un-un-American thing you can possibly do?

Back when the Terrorist Fist Jab prowled the countryside, terroristizing the simple folk with its jabby fists?

If so, you should check out Gawker's retrospective and relive the bittersweet memories.

Conservative America — long-accustumed to reviling all things New York-related, unless they're being blown up by terrorists (in which case it adopts them away from actual New Yorkers) — doesn't quite know what to make of the newest issue of the New Yorker magazine.

On one hand, its cover has Barack Obama, dressed as a Muslim, in the Oval Office, standing before a portrait of Osama bin Laden and a burning American flag, giving the terrorist fist jab to America-hating wife Michelle, who's dressed in black militant fatigues. That all makes perfect sense.

On the other hand, Conservative America is pretty sure that there's some fairyish short story in there somewhere, along with some journalism and stuff that comes dangerously close to nuance. And it's not quite certain yet that this isn't some kind of homosexual, intelligentsia idea of satire that Conservative America doesn't quite get but knows that it hates.

Aaaahhh! Somebody tell Conservative America what to think. Conservative America get confused. Conservative America smash!

Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama narrowly avoided tragedy yesterday in Ohio when he deftly deflected a "terrorist fist jab" from a young man (political affiliation unknown)…

According to a press pool report, a boy stretched out his fist to give Sen. Barack Obama the famous fist bump yesterday and Obama denied it.

Obama said, "If I start that…" before trailing off and turning away.

Yeah, if he starts that… he might make people think that he's not afraid to stand up to assholes on cable news channels.

And if he starts that… he might convince voters that he's actually someone to respect.

And if he starts that… he might get kicked out of the Democratic Party.

The ladies of The View got themselves Terrorist Fist Jabbed by Democratic insurgent Michelle Obama on today's show.

Take a look at the carnage…

And they showed that on television?!

This… is… absolutely… adorable!

The most irresistibly precious lil' right-wing hate site — called Hyscience — took the time to write the most precociously vitriolic blog post about Indecision 2008's coverage of E.D. Hill's "terrorist fist jab" comment…

The piece in question, posted on Comedy Central's "Indecision 2008" blog on June 11th 2008, begins with a bombastic header gloating at Miss Hill's chastisement by knee-buckling Fox News, quote: "Fox News Gives E.D. Hill A Terrorist Jab To The Face."

Other hate-spewing leftist website, such as the odious Huffington "Communist" Post, had also gloated over Miss Hill's demotion, but the writer of the above post at Comedy Central's Indecision 2008, Cubby Chaser, was so vilely, abhorrently, despicable, and vulgarly vindictive, that it is appalling.

Awwwwwwww… I could just eat this blog post up! Couldn't you just eat it up?

It reminds me of when my nephew was a baby, and he'd hide behind the coat rack and think that he was completely invisible to me. Or when my dog was a puppy and used to attack me, and I would act scared to make her feel tough.

Elsewhere in the post, the writer — whom I'm assuming, based upon the limited capacity for critical thinking and reasoning skills displayed across the website, is about eight-years-old — attempts to justify Hill's comments in the cutest possible way…

So it should come as no surprise that when E.D. Hill at Fox News made her "Terrorist Fist Jab" pun in jest at the Obamas using a sign that originally was simply a street gang sign – one of the proud legacies of American Black Culture, that as with Hip Hop, Rap, and gang-styled clothing, have spilled over into the Mainstream Culture – that Comedy Central would add their "squawking" to the hysterical cacophony of outraged far-left websites, whining Obamamaniacs, and other Obama supporters brought to the brink of suicide by any perceived slight to their Obamamessiah!

How ironic, though, that Comedy Central, the very same purveyor of so much leftist, secularist, anti-American, venom in the guise of "comedy," would, in this instance, have no sense of humor, and find Miss Hill's attempt at a humorous pun at the "Hamas supported" Obamas, "NOT FUNNY"?

Oh… my… God! I am just going to die from an overdose of adorableness!

Isn't it just the sweetest thing when a blogger calls things like the "terrorist fist jab" a "humorous pun," clearly showing that he or she doesn't understand the meaning of the words "pun" or "humorous"? It's like when Our Gang used to make signs with backwards S's and E's.

Somebody really needs to put that post up on Cute Overload.

Fox News' E.D. Hill started the discussion on how to describe Barack Obama's revolutionary hand gesture by calling it "a terrorist fist jab." Last night Jon came up with a few names himself, including a sideways black power salute, a cannibal handshake and a Communist aloha.

Got any other ideas? Give us your own fist bump names.