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December 16 at 5:43PM

Photoshop Challenges Always Do Super Well… Always!

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Just before Thanksgiving, we asked you, our readers, to cut and paste Barack Obama into your Thanksgiving festivities for our Very Hopey Thanksgiving Photoshop Change-ledge, and, boy oh boy, did we get a fantastic response.

Here's our choice for the very best image, submitted by Leigh & Mark, who apparently got married over the holiday weekend…

Congratulations on the nuptials. (But it probably doesn't bode well that Mark is already wearing a skirt.)

Take a look at all of our entries after the jump.

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December 4 at 4:15PM

WINNER Caption Challenge: Lame Duck and Turkey

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Submitted by bearness.

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December 1 at 6:53PM

YOU DECIDE Caption Challenge: Lame Duck and Turkey

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

November 26 at 7:04PM

A Very Hopey Thanksgiving Photoshop Change-ledge

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

If you're like 52 percent of America, this Thanksgiving, you'd probably rather be stuffing yourself sick with the Obamas instead of your own boring family that you have to see every goddamned year, whether you like it or not.

So, why not have dinner with the Obamas? Or at least indulge the fantasy?

Just take this source material, and Photoshop the First Family into your family gathering.

Like this…

Or this…

When you're finished, upload your treasured doctored holiday memories onto our Flickr page or our Facebook page.

November 26 at 3:48PM

Rahm Emanuel's Turkey Will Fuck Your Shit Up

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

Few dudes other than Rahm Emanuel can so effortlessly turn an innocuous holiday tradition into a chilling reminder that he's got nine more fingers he'd be more than willing to lose while jamming your still-beating heart down a garbage disposal.

I hear his dreidels have spikes on them.

(via Bus Your Own Tray)

November 26 at 3:47PM

Sarah Palin Reflects Upon the True Meaning of Thanksgiving

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

In light of recent unfortunate events, it seems as though Sarah Palin has decided to rethink her views on Thanksgiving…

Last Thanksgiving I got so drunk on those martinis, I ended up puking all over the dining room table.

When I was finished, the scene was oddly evocative of the very first Thanksgiving.

Right after the Pilgrims slaughtered the Wampanoag.

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