Election Day

We know that November 3, 2009 isn't a real Election Day. But still, we can all pretend. Right? Take a look at these six elections and let us know how much you care.

No Fair Health Care

This former McCain campaign advisor on health care is going to loose his coverage. No, seriously.

Christie v. Python

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The Colbert Report

November 6 at 11:15AM

Michele Bachmann Turns Teabaggers into Guy-Fawkers

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

I'm starting to feel sorry for the grass-roots conservatives. They keep getting saddled with embarrassing names. First they were Teabaggers, now they're Guy Fawkers. Everyone's so busy laughing at the ridiculous monikers, they're not taking the time to actually listen to what the protesters have to say and laugh at that.



The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

November 5 at 1:29PM

Colbert: John McCain Is Now President of New Jersey and Virginia

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

In light of Tuesday's elections, one thing is abundantly clear: If you want your boring local election to gain unwarranted national weight and prominence, hold it in an off year. Better yet, don't even hold it in November. Move your deputy county comptroller election to April 2011, and watch it become a bellwether referendum on the future of all carbon-based species.



After the jump, coverage of the election results continues with The Daily Show.

The Daily Show and Colbert Report air Monday through Thursday starting at 11pm / 10c.

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November 5 at 10:21AM

Jon Stewart Interviews Al Gore: Extended & Uncensored

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

Al Gore was all over the TV last night. The dude was just impossible to avoid. He sat down with Jon Stewart on The Daily Show, he debated the economic effects of climate change with Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report, and, perhaps most notably, he could be seen on Fox's broadcast of The World Series, cheering on the Yankees in his startlingly effective Kate Hudson costume. Here's the extended version of Gore's Daily Show appearance.



The interview continues below, followed by Gore's appearance on The Colbert Report.

The Daily Show and Colbert Report air Monday through Thursday starting at 11pm / 10c.

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November 4 at 11:37AM

Andrew Sullivan Explains Barack Obama's Achievements to Stephen Colbert

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

Last night, blogger and beard aficionado Andrew Sullivan made his fourth appearance on The Colbert Report to make the case that President Obama has accomplished quite a lot in his first year in office. I guess he makes some valid points, but for all we know, he's also part of the Communist Nazi Jihadist conspiracy. I heard he doesn't even have a legal American birth certificate.



The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

November 3 at 11:15AM

Colbert Salutes Schwarzenegger

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

By now you've seen California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's letter to the State Assembly that included an expletive-laden secret message. It's been passed all around the internet, and last night it was featured on The Colbert Report. In fact, that letter has now been seen by more people than Collateral Damage and The 6th Day combined.



The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

October 30 at 12:11PM

Colbert Signs Petition to Close Gitmo

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen interviewed singer/songwriter Rosanne Cash about the US government's use of nonstop loud music to torture detainees at Guantanamo Bay. Of course, as the daughter of Johnny Cash, Rosanne surely knows that if the military really wanted to torture those prisoners, they would just have a train drive by the prison with a fancy dining cart.



The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

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